So back in my MoO2 days, I knew this guy whom we shall call Andy K. Andy K was annoying as heck, arrogant as hell, and a real pain in the neck, so much so that a buddy of mine created a class of Doom Stars called the Andy K that consisted of nothing but antimissile rockets. When Andy asked why, my buddy said, "Because it's just like you, big, fat, and useless."
That anecdote aside, what naming schemes do you use for your ships? I usually go for more descriptive names like Striker, Fast Constructor, Missile Boat, but in my latest game, I've taken to naming my Tinys "Rabid Kitties," my Smalls "Head Punchers," and my Mediums "Psycho Clowns." Not sure what I'll call my first Large, I kinda wish the name field were longer so I could use Culture-type names like "No More Mister Nice Guy" and "Frank Exchange of Views" or maybe "Aggressive Negotiations" or "Angry Stepfather."