I thought this was funny, wish I coulda just uploaded the screenie.
Earth - 2247
Throughout the Terran Alliance Empire, a cruel game has been taken up by citizens young and old. By using capture spheres, players will search for wildlife, which they will imprison with the globes. The creatures are then trained, and when their trainers feel they are ready, the animals are pitted against each other to the death. Even with activist groups protesting against it, the games popularity seems to grow daily.
The evil response says...
Why should I care about the well-being of a bunch of stinky beasts? Besides, I've already caught 80 out of 128 wildlife creatures! (+5 Morale bonus)
I also caught a funny Star Trek reference about the Genesis device, even gave credit to Doctor Carol Marcus!
You guys are the best / coolest / funniest developers on the planet earth!