Alright. So, we're on a cruise ship. Everyone's sleeping peacefully, when; all of a sudden the ship gets hit hard. Perhaps it's a glacier, though not likely near a rainforest. Obviously, everyone wants to know what just happened so, literally, every passenger tries to run out to see what's going on.
In the process, the boat gets battered a bit. It doesn't stop swaying for quite some time, and while it is doing this, things to start to fall out of cubbies. Chicken crates start falling off of racks, and suit cases are sliding down the halls. Well, I'm first to have to deal with this stuff. I have to dodge a huge rack of chicken cages, which just so happen to land on me and bread open. The chickens aren't exactly happy with what's going on either. They start to attack me while I'm on the ground, trying my hardest to get back up.
Then the bear's turn. He has the suitcases and for some odd reason they are flying through the air. Yeah, he has to do what I did. The only difference is that he passed with flying colors. He kinda does the Matrix thing and dodges everyone of these things with ease...
I finally get up and I hear yelling and screaming about Pirates. Of course I want to go kick some pirate butt, but I have to go get my gun first, just in case the boat starts to sink.
I find my gun, and head on up. Of course I couldn't just walk through the crowd. No, I had to see if I even COULD get through. NO! I end up stamping on people's toes and this stuff (tails, hands, etc.) Well, some old lady decides that I'm not being very polite. So she picks up her purse, and starts beating me with it. I think I know why men shouldn't go through a women's purse now. They put bricks inside these babies... and the hurt! I lost a health bar due to this women's attack (that is the most damage I'm taken the whole game, so far).
Now, the bear goes on through. I'm knocked out, lying on the floor of this mob, when this guy comes running through the rowd with ease, up until he trips over me. Though he's not exactly a large bear, he still inflicted a bit of pain. Not cool!
We finally get up and just push everyone out of our way.
Keep in mind we don't know each other yet, we're just trying to stay alive, for now.
Come to find there's a nice little possie of Horses waiting for anyone to come up to the top. These are our "pirates" who have decided to not let us know, what they are doing, and their leader is some 3 foot tall runt. I go for the leader and trip on a board. I look up, and there's a small horse holding a gun to my head. Then, my little bear friend decides to help me, because I'm about to die.
He comes up with the idea of kicking the horse, it should work, due to his size. Now, I never said this game was always fun. He comes running, full speed at the little guy. Swings, and it's a miss! I'm slammed in the side by a bear's foot. Yeah, that's right, he missed me and got my right in the ribs. Still did a good amount of damage, but just not as much as the old lady did.
When finally pull ourselves together and rid the sinking boat of the Horses and jump ship. Well, I did. He stays to get all the money off of the ship. And would you believe he actually makes it?! I would've died then and there.
Well, that's all we've really done so far, I'll get back to you when more has been accomplished.
Capt. over and out!
