I hear there's this opening over at Acme Wizard Central. Seems the Sorcerer who was supposed to handle the PR blitz fo the upcoming election to High Muck-a-Muck had an unfortunate accident. During his practice session for the annual magic convention he oversteeped the newt's eye and the frog legs. Needless to say the upstairs co-ed restroom is off limits for the remainder of the afternoon. Haz Mat teams are already on the scene. News at 11.
