Banned for being too large...
...story of my life
Yup, you could do to shed a few kilos...
.... as for the thing you allude to, some of those mail order penis enlargers have met with minimal success, so I'm told
So yeah, banned for boasting.
banned for that's just hurtful
Banned for making a voodoo doll of BoXXi and placing a delicate part of its anatomy in a zipper.