Well, face it, we have all failed pathetically at one time or another, me included.
The point of this game is to OUTCOMPETE (not nessarily outdo) the previous person's epic fail.
So me, the starter of this game hopes this will work, and i offer my fail: Going to summer camp 5 years ago (i'm 16) and canoeing across a lake with the camp. Sounds okay, until you realize that I was the last across.......out of 50 boats......in a rainstorm.........freezing to death........
Can you beat that?