Discussing egos in a never ending fight over something non-existent? Nah, too easy.
The blackholes couldn't become fuzzy (snickers at a possible double entendre) because the socks, although valued, were so heinously stinky that the mass of the blackholes was sucked into the stink itself after sucking in the planet, including radiation and all.
As for the satellites, they were in low orbit (HA HA HA HA) and so the 5 kilometer reach of the blackholes just intersected the atmosphere and gulped up mass, thus growing.
Wait... if I see the fight going on and set off an EMP, how can you make a blackhole bomb dealy? And if you strike before the draaks drop the bomb, which you didn't, isn't that just a declaration of war? In which case, can the UN put sanctions on you? And what the heck do you export anyway?