Note: For maxium effect, read the first three paragraphs in you best wrestling-announcer voice.
It's the Battle of the Evil Clowns! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the must-see match of 2009! Tonight, in this very arena, two fierce combatants will face off in order to determine once and for all who is...THE EVIL CLOWN KING!!!
In the Red corner, from Midtwon and weighing in at 230 pounds, it's everyone's favorite psychopath: SWEET TOOTH! Mr. Tooth is no stranger to battles; he has competed in a certain demolition derby for many years, and has always come out on top! With his signature ice-cream truck full of nasty suprises, Sweet Tooth is a force to be reckoned with.
...But will that be enough against the competitor in the Grey Corner: Pennywise the Dancing Clown! Hailing from the depths of the underworld, Pennywise may just be too hot to handle! He may not be big, but this little devil (pardon the pun, folks!) is tricky! I don't think even Pennywise knows what he'll do next, and roumor is that he can shape-shift! If that's true, this promises to be a VERY interesting match!
You know the combatants, you know the stakes, and you know the rules: THERE ARE NO RULES!!!!!!
LLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRUUUUMMMBLLLLLLE!
Okay, with that out of the way, I can ask the question: Who would win a one-on-one fight between Sweet Tooth and Pennywise? Both can use all powers and tools avaliable to them, but there must be no outside influence (in other words, Pennywise can't call on his friends from "Down Under" and Sweet Tooth can't wish Pennywise dead and let Calypso take care of it).
You know my conditons, now tell me who would win!
