Merry Christmas all! But what the hell I try to cuddle bear, but no - it mauls me. God damn it.
Bears like Luckmann, though. Just don't ask what he had to do to achieve it because believe me you don't want to know that it's possible for humans to fornicate with bears.
There's this little spot, right behind their ears. It's like on dogs.
Scratch it, and they'll love you forever.
Oh, and they love santa hats. I have no idea why.