Not bad at all. Thank you for having the courage to post a reply! I was wondering if anyone would ever dare to reply. Note that my title never existed, and would likely have been banned back in those days.

Attack of the Chat Rat"s.

Genre: Reality show.

Alien type: Internet Troll.

Ship type: Has no ship, as it couldnt find its arse with both hands and a map, much less remember where they parked a ship.

I have Them! on DVD. This topic is about movies that don't exist. Those old B movies were low budget, but, very creative.

And another one:

Title: Tokyo's Next Top Monster

Genre: Reality Show

Monster Type: Various

Ship: Depends on contestant.

Premise: Giant monsters from across the galaxy compete in a series of challenges, such as the fan favorites Tank-Throwing and Most Stylish People-Eating, as well as pose for photo shoots, and are then judged by experts Godzilla, Gamera and King Kong (guest judges are added periodically) to discover who will become....TOKYO'S NEXT TOP MONSTER!!!