It was worth creating this thread for that comment alone!!!

I was roaming the local solar system the other day and i saw a battle between a Kzinti soldier and a member of the Tyranny. The Kzin being the fearsome warrior that he is was sure to get the upper hand on my fellow soul stealing Tyrannt and just as i was about to lend a hand the Tyrannt showed his true skill when he produced what must be one of the most diabolical weapons ever seen...

A ball of twine.

The Kzin never knew what hit him, he was rolling about enjoying his toy and purring like the common house pet that he soon was.

He is now sitting in front of my fire place licking various unsavory parts of his body whilst purring quietly....

Not so fearsome after all......

Careful Neilo, they are devious creatures that can turn in an instant. My own Kzinti slave-pet has never learned the meaning of the old adage "Never bite the hand that feeds you"!

Still, any race that can be forced into full retreat by a well aimed water pistol or hose pipe can't be too challenging a foe   

    

Wait, so this hose isn't another foe? ~snaps at the water again~

Also Thalan taste like chicken. Yum.

And this will be your undoing. You see, the Rosie clones are seriously deficient in a key nutrient that helps metabolize fat. They're also engineered to contain the equivalent of 32767% of the maximum allowance of another key nutrient called "cheesecake".

It could be Penquins, Penquins, Penquins, Oh Wait, It is.

Finally. No more teasing the poor little puddy tats k?