Oh my , I think we are all in trouble !!
If we weren't before, we certainly are now....cos of you I now forget to remember I'd forgotten I didn't remember I'd forgotten I didn't remember not to forget.

I guess it's true I won't be able to teach my children how to tie their
shoes.
My kids have grown and have kids of their own....I'm guessing they won't be able to teach their kids what I wasn't able to teach them - whatever that was.
.they are the ones where 'the big hand is on the...and the little hand is on the....' .
On the what? What is the big hand and the ??? ...um...er, little hand on?
ooooh old timers disease, now what was the subject again?
I see you've got C.R.A.F.T disease as well (can't remember a effing thing)