Absolutely I am a Gerontocrat (is this really a word?). I also definitely agree with the curmudgeon description.

Although I did manage to find curmudgeonliness defined as a noun describing the state of being a curmudgeon, probably the best description of the -liness suffix that I've found is in an appropriately named
International Journal of Speech Technology article "The Effect of Lexical Complexity on Intelligibility" by Alexander L. Francis and Howard C. Nusbaum. Only the Abstract is reprinted here for clarity sake.
Abstract Most intelligibility tests are based on the use of monosyllabic test stimuli. This constraint eliminates the ability to measure the effects of lexical stress patterns, complex phonotactic organizations, and morphological complexity on intelligibility. Since these aspects of lexical structure affect speech production (e.g., by changing syllable duration), it is likely that they affect the structure of acoustic-phonetic patterns. Thus, to the extent that text-to-speech systems fail to modify acoustic-phonetic patterns appropriately in polysyllabic words, intelligibility may suffer. This means that while most standard intelligibility tests may accurately estimate the intelligibility of monosyllabic words, this estimate may not generalize as well to predict the intelligibility of words with more complex lexical structures. The present study was carried out to measure how words varying in lexical complexity differ in intelligibility. Monosyllabic, bisyllabic, and polysyllabic words were used varying in morphological complexity (monomorphemic or polymorphemic). Listeners transcribed these stimuli spoken by two human talkers and two text-to-speech systems varying in speech quality. The results indicate that lexical complexity does affect the measured intelligibility of synthetic speech and should be manipulated in order to accurately predict the performance of text-to-speech systems with unrestricted natural text.
If you remember Laugh-In (and I'm sure you do), put that in your Funk & Wagnalls and smoke it.

In any case I appreciate the kind invite but I started out a Diplomat and I see no compelling reason to jump ship at this point. I guess it's a matter of loyalty, I hope you understand. Certainly were I to change empires at this late stage in my life the Gerontocracy would definitely be my top choice.
You do serve Geritol and Bengay in the lounge don't you? Also don't forget the Centrum Silver. However, I still manage to not require Viagra despite receiving 100 spam emails a day insisting I try it for cheap!