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the Homer Simpson cannon

September 8, 2007 6:19:37 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire ForumsSins of a Solar Empire Forums
as Homer started to eat the Novelith they fired it at an enemy planet. it was found that with this combination the planet no longer gets destroys the planet. but the inhabitants sure wish it had.
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Reply #1 September 8, 2007 6:48:45 PM
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somebody needs to ban daniel from the forums...
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Reply #2 September 8, 2007 6:51:57 PM
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please... explain the "homer" cannon.
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Reply #3 September 8, 2007 6:53:10 PM
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please... dont
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Reply #4 September 8, 2007 7:10:29 PM
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if you don't want to hear about the homer cannon then you're in the wrong thread.


*waits to hear about the homer cannon*
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Reply #5 September 8, 2007 7:14:12 PM
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if you don't want to hear about the homer cannon then you're in the wrong thread.


*waits to hear about the homer cannon*


*gets kryo to lock the thread*
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Reply #6 September 8, 2007 7:32:18 PM
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the one time where sqrl's romantic relationship with kryo could actually warrant something worthwhile.
as Homer started to eat the Novelith they fired it at an enemy planet. it was found that with this combination the planet no longer gets destroys the planet. but the inhabitants sure wish it had.

my mind is scarred forever...
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Reply #7 September 8, 2007 7:34:34 PM
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the one time where sqrl's romantic relationship with kryo could actually warrant something worthwhile.


pfff, i have romance w/ yarlen and only yarlen. kryo is just my pet bunneh D:

[19:36] <@kryo> I've seen mayonnaise with more intelligence than that thread
[19:37] <@kryo> no, satan is hollandaise
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Reply #8 September 8, 2007 7:42:18 PM
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sorry guys but i have been holding this in for a week and had to let it out.         
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Reply #9 September 8, 2007 7:51:41 PM
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if you don't want to hear about the homer cannon then you're in the wrong thread.
*waits to hear about the homer cannon*

LOL! (this thread is great!)

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Reply #10 September 8, 2007 7:54:06 PM
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homer has his mouth wrapped around the barrol of the cannon. need i say more.
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Reply #11 September 8, 2007 7:56:36 PM
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apparently yes...

god im going to hate myself for saying that...

*walks off to eat some hollandaise*
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Reply #12 September 8, 2007 8:00:28 PM
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remember he still has essence of yarlen.
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Reply #13 September 8, 2007 8:07:13 PM
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the shot travels through his body picking up the smells of what/who he has eaten and out the other end.
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Reply #14 September 8, 2007 8:18:32 PM
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Ouch, poor planet.

But... are you sure Homer doesn't just digest the blast, finish eating the cannon, then have to run off to the big boy's room?
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Reply #15 September 8, 2007 8:39:53 PM
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But... are you sure Homer doesn't just digest the blast, finish eating the cannon, then have to run off to the big boy's room?



he is able to digest most of the blast before it exits but there is enough to get through to the target


and while he's in the big boys room he is stocking up for the next blast of course
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Reply #16 September 8, 2007 8:41:29 PM
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mmm, i like big boys
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Reply #17 September 8, 2007 8:51:05 PM
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I, I feel so, so dirty.
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Reply #18 September 8, 2007 8:58:42 PM
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the only bad part of it is that every time they shoot they lose a bit more of the barrel of the gun


and with ever shot homer gets bigger
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Reply #19 September 8, 2007 9:08:24 PM
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so is that how the homer gun works? you hang a fat man over a planet and say "surrender or we'll make him even bigger!"
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Reply #20 September 8, 2007 9:09:17 PM
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I'm so glad that mental "healthcare" isn't mandatory. For your sakes.

What is a Novelith?
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Reply #21 September 8, 2007 9:17:14 PM
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homer thinks he is eating a hot dog

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Reply #22 September 8, 2007 9:20:44 PM
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What is a Novelith?



it is the name of the super cannon for the tec
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Reply #23 September 9, 2007 12:42:02 AM
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Wouldn't the Homer cannon count as biological warfare? I'm not sure I can approve of biological or chemical weapons.   
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Reply #24 September 9, 2007 4:51:11 AM
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this would be considered a natural weapon
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Reply #25 September 9, 2007 6:43:21 AM
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LOL! (this thread is great!)




don't incourge him. oh wait that is me never mind.
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