Hi
here are some jokes for slow drivers i thought i would post for no particular reason;

Your such a slow driver that when you arrive for a job interview, the successful applicant for that same job walks out the door in front of you carrying his retirement package under his arm!

Your such a slow driver that when you renew the registration on your vehicle, by the time you get home it needs renewing again!

Your such a slow driver that you get parking tickets while you drive down the freeway!

Your such a slow driver that when you took your wife to the hospital to deliver your only child - a baby daughter, upon arrival, they delivered your daughters baby instead.

Your such a slow driver that when you took your grandmother to the nursing home, upon arrival, they referred you to the funeral parlor instead. Then by the time you arrived at the funeral parlor, they referred you to the anthropological museum instead.

Your such a slow driver, by the time you arrive to buy fuel for your new vehicle for the first time, they don’t stock it anymore….. first it was "sorry we don’t sell straw here" next it was "sorry we don’t sell coal here" and just recently it was "sorry we don’t sell standard fuel anymore".


Your such a slow driver that even old retired couples driving campervans overtake you!!!

Your such a slow driver that if you get a glimpse of a car race on tv the shock causes you to collapse on the ground and chuck a fit and froth at the mouth, then you have to spend several months recovering in an institution.