There, in the corner of the courtyard area is Penny, a bulldog who, while a girl, is just as ugly as can be. She snorts, salivates, and farts and she does this having a pink collar announcing she is all woman.
I always wondered what happened to my first wife after I divorced her on grounds of extreme flatulence.....obviously she accepted that no other man would be insane enough to marry her, so donned a pink collar and ended up at your place.
If I had a dollar for every female that said SHE didn't fart I'd be able to buy at LEAST three master skins
If I had a dollar for every time my first wife farted I'd have enough to buy Stardock ......not to mention Microsoft, Apple and a couple of small countries.
THAT reminds me of the time when I was 6 and my sis was 4 and we were at a doctors office with my Mum, my Sister points at a rather overweight lady across the room and asked very innocently and quite loudly .. Mum, why is that lady sitting on two chairs??
Reminds me of when my son (8 at the time) kept staring at a man with one leg and (also rather loudly) asked why it was so. Before I could speak, however, the man snapped: "I lost it up the backside of a nosey little boy who asked too many questions that were none of his concern!!" My son immediately cowered & hid behind me, thus not seeing the wry smile or the twinkle in the old bloke's eye afterwards.
