Chapter 1: Meet the New Boss
9:03 AM, JANUARY 1ST, 2225
CHICAGO, EARTH, TERRAN ALLIANCE
Locke shouldered his rifle as he entered Parliament Hall. Another day of tedium and despair.
The government had been paralyzed for almost a year now - most of the elected officials had been killed in the February Disaster. Locke was dimly aware that a new election had been concluded recently, but it didn't really matter anymore. The golden age that had awaited them, the road to the United Galactic Alliance envisioned by President Deveraux, had closed shut.
The aliens had broken hyperwave contact in March. In April, the Stargate shut down of its own accord. No doubt the aliens were converting their own into colony ships. General Nicholas Kuperman, as Provisional Regent, had kicked up Earth's own space program, but it was still too little, too late.
Locke had managed to get himself into a pretty good slump by the time he reached the security desk, so he was even more confused when the Sergeant-at-Arms greeted him with a hearty, "Good morning, Mister President."
The private stared at the security officer. He blinked a few times.
"Very funny, sir. Private Locke, reporting for duty."
"Sir? Well, I'm flattered, Mister President. Really, I should be..."
Locke glared. He didn't have time for this.
"Just let me in, will you?"
"Certainly, Mister President. Congratulations."
The security gate shut down and Locke entered the lobby. It soon became clear that whatever practical joke the Sergeant-at-Arms was playing on him, everyone else was in on, too. As he walked through the lobby, all he heard was a constant stream of "Good morning, Mister President"s.
By the time he reached the elevator, he was thoroughly annoyed. This explained why he nearly strangled the other occupant of the elevator, a well-dressed thirty-something, when he said, quite innocently, "Congratulations on your election victory, President Locke."
After Locke had pressed the man to the side of the elevator by his neck, he managed to gain some control over his motor functions.
"That," he said, "is. Not. Funny."
"It's not meant to... gack! Put me down for a second, will you?"
Locke put the man down.
"You better start explaining."
"Right, my name's Jonathan Ford. Perhaps you've heard of me?"
Locke searched his memory for any mention of a Jonathan Ford. Only one associated with politics came up.
"Jonathan Ford of the Federalist Party? The only man to be banned from every single nightclub on Earth?"
"Er..." Ford muttered, rather deflated, "yeah..."
"Good. You have ten seconds to explain what that has to do with everybody calling me 'Mister President'."
"Right, well, you see, we
really wanted to be the party in power, and, since you killed the assassin that nailed the President, you had a heroic air. Perfect for campaigning."
"So..."
"We set up a Presidential campaign for you. And you won."
"But I wasn't running for President! I can't be the President! I can't even make it to corporal!"
Ford grinned.
"The Constitution doesn't say the President has to want that job. He just needs to get elected. Now come on, Mister President. Your office awaits."
Locke stumbled after, still not entirely certain what just happened.
* * *
Fifteen minutes later, Locke found himself in the Executive Office, with a big window behind him and five people in front of him.
The people in question were Ford, a middle-aged woman in a business suit, a man wearing a blue and silver Alliance Military uniform who Locke, repressing the urge to salute, recognized as General Kuperman, a young woman in glasses and a labcoat, and an old woman who had introduced herself as Ms. Roswell.
"So," Locke said, "who exactly are all you people? Excluding you, Ford, and you, General."
"We," Ford said, "are your cabinet. I'm Director of Executive Orders, Ms. Melissa Kolaz," he indicated the woman in the business suit, "is Director of Foreign Relations, General Kuperman is Director of National Security, and Doctor Marshall is Director of Scientific Research."
"Aren't there nine directorates?"
"Yes, but the other five are under the control of the Senate."
"And Ms. Roswell?"
"Is your secretary."
Locke stood up.
"So... what exactly am I supposed to
do as President?"
"Isn't is obvious, son?" Ms. Roswell said, "You lead the Alliance to victory! You make us the greatest civilization in the galaxy! And if any aliens try to stand in your way, you put a missile in their rear!"
Locke stared at Ms. Roswell for a second, not entirely certain if he had heard the grandmotherly old woman right.
"Er... thank you, Ms. Roswell. Perhaps you should go outside and... er... do whatever it is that secretaries do."
"Oh, don't worry. I worked under President Devereaux, you know. I know everything there is about secretarying."
"Now, please, Ms. Roswell."
"Well, there's no need to be rude," she said, as she made her way towards the door, "why, back in my day..."
The door closed behind her. Locke turned back to his Cabinet.
"Now that that's settled, I think I could use a status report."
"Let's start with this," Marshall said, placing a small object on Locke's desk.
"What is it?"
"It's a hyperspace chart. You flick the switch, and a little hologram comes up - see?"
The Sol System, January 1st, 2225
"What are those things next to Earth?"
"Oh, those are the
UES Destiny and the
UES Mayflower. General Kuperman had them commissioned."
"Why does that one look like the
Enter..."
"She doesn't!" Kuperman shouted, "Why does everybody think she looks like the damn
Enterprise? I won't have anyone else comparing my flagship to some sci-fi special effect."
"Technically," Marshall pointed out, "It's Admiral Wang's flagship."
Kuperman shrugged.
"Admiral Wang isn't here, now is he?"
Locke shook his head. He was in
way over his head.
"Can that thing do anything else?" he asked, pointing at the hyperspace chart.
"Oh, yes," Marshall explained, clearly happy to be showing off her technology, "here, let me show you the zoning image for Earth."
She tapped a few buttons, and the hologram changed.
Earth, January 1st, 2225. I swear, I only Ctrl+Ned to get a capital in the northern hemisphere! Honest!
"Er... what's that little thingy in southeast Europe?"
"Oh, that's to signify that we found rare minerals found almost nowhere else in the galaxy there."
Locke stared at her.
"You found incredibly rare minerals in
Europe?"
"Yes."
Locke continued staring, then decided that it was too weird to be made up.
"So, you're Director of Scientific Research, aren't you?"
"Yes, sir."
"So what are you scientifically researching?"
"Actually, we have a few options right now, sir. We've streamlined our projections of future research and put them into a handy tree form for your perusal."
She handed a datapad over to Locke.
"Alright... well, we'll start by researching Xeno Research. Then we'll see where to go from there. Kuperman?"
"Yes, sir?"
"I'm never going to get used to hearing you call me that. Explain the capabilities of the
Destiny and the
Mayflower."
"The
Destiny is a state of the art survey ship, designed to explore interstellar anomalies. Hence why some genius in the shipyard wanted -
but did not succeed! - to make it look like the
Enterprise. The
Mayflower's a lot older. In fact, some of the technology used to build her is obsolete. She a colony ship, can carry up to a billion people."
"Do we have any form of military to speak of?"
"Other than the marines and the
Destiny, no. Our military technology isn't advanced enough to launch a major offworld operation. We still have fully analyzed the data gathered during the Lunar Rebelliion and the Xendar War."
"Right. Have the
Mayflower land on Earth and fill up with colonists, then head off to Mars. And have the
Destiny do... whatever it is that ship does. Ford, have the techies come up with a new, not as obsolete colony ship, and have one ready within the week."
"We'll have to subcontract to one of the corporations for that, sir."
"Galactic Engineering. I like them - honest and upfront, with no interests. Ms. Kolaz, as we have no foreign nations to have relations with, I'm afraid I'll have to speak to you later. You are all dismissed."
Locke watched as his Cabinet left, and sighed. This was going to be a long Presidency.
* * *
12:03 PM, JANUARY 29TH, 2225
DEEP SPACE, IVEY SYSTEM, TERRAN ALLIANCE
The
UES Destiny hurtled through space, her hyperdrive trail flaring out behind her.
"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship
Destiny. Her indefinitely long mission: to explore strange new anomalies, to meet new civilizations and botch first contact with them, to boldly go where no man has gone before!"
"Sir," Commander Cain muttered, "stop narrating to yourself. Besides, you've got it all wrong anyways."
Cain stood out on the bridge mainly because, while everybody else was wearing the blue and silver uniform of the Terran Alliance Navy, he wore a gray uniform with the insignia of the Coalition for Lunar Independance. Some people just can't let go.
"Got it wrong?" Captain Jacob Williams asked, "Well, you have to admit, the ship
does look an awful lot like the
Enterprise."
"That's not the point! I mean, when you think about it, isn't the line "to boldy go where no
man has gone before" inherently sexists?"
"Cain, you're male. You have no right being a feminist."
"It's still wrong."
"Fine! Fine! Where no
human has gone before. Happy?"
There was a brief pause while Cain passed this through his head.
"Well, what about the Altarians?"
Williams glared.
"They're not humans," he said finally, "they don't come from Earth."
"Human is a genetic term, and they're genetically identical to us."
"Well then, how about where no
Terran has gone before."
"But that implies that all of
us are Terrans! You people have no respect for Lunar culture or traditions!"
Williams, who was now seriously considering throwing himself out the airlock without a suit, threw up his hands.
"There's just no pleasing you, is there?"
"Sirs?"
A lieutenant floated over to them, probably saving Cain's life in the process. Both Captain and Commander turned.
"WHAT?" they snapped, simultaneously.
"We've picked up something unusual on the sensors. We thought you might want to take a look."
"Very well!" Jacobs said, "Prepare an away team!"
Cain rolled his eyes.
"Let's just get into the spacesuits."
The mysterious anomaly
* * *
10:00 AM, MARCH 1ST, 2225
CHICAGO, EARTH, TERRAN ALLIANCE
"So," Locke said as the Cabinet assembled, what do you have to tell me this time?"
"Sir," Kuperman began, "on January 7th, our first Santa Maria-class colony ship, hull number SM-001, launched from Earth. A week ago they landed on the planet Osiris, the only inhabitable planet in the Theta Iota System. They have informed us that there is a sentient life form in the Stone Age already inhabiting the planet, with the exception of the polar icecaps."
Sentient life on the planet Osiris
"It is, of course, your decision how this situation is to be handled."
Locke looked at the report that he had been given.
"We can't just shove them aside. We should set up shop in the polar icecaps."
"But sir," Ford exclaimed, "that will almost halve the planet's industrial output!"
"I really couldn't care less," Locke said, "there's no point in making the Alliance strong if we betray the values it was built on. Send the order to set up a base in the polar icecaps, and see if these locals can be uplifted enough to join Terran soceity. What about the
Mayflower?"
"She reached Mars safely on January 4th, sir. They are hard at work setting up an industrial shipyard on the Martian surface."
"And the
Destiny?"
"The anomaly they discovered near Ivey turned out to be nearly empty except for what appears to be an ancient alien artifact worth only a billion credits. Oddly enough, the same thing happened again a few weeks later between the Valerian and Osiris Systems. They haven't found anything else."
"Wait... I thought Osiris was a planet."
"It is, sir. In the Theta Iota System."
"Then why is there an Osiris System?"
"It was discovered about two hours ago. Obviously Captain Williams and the captain of the SM-001 weren't comparing notes."
"Right. And you, Doctor Marshall? Anything to report?"
"Sir," Marshall began, "on January 24th we perfected the Xeno Research techniques you requested. We then moved onto Advanced Propulsion Techniques, which we perfected on February 7th. Just this morning we completed research on Stellar Cartography, a new technology which allows us to pinpoint planets in star systems."
Locke nodded.
"That's great and all - what about the aliens? Any contact with them?"
"No, sir," Ford said, "and frankly, we wouldn't be able to understand a word they said, anyways. Few aliens ever spoke Terran."
"Isn't there some kind of science-fictiony gadget we can use?"
"Oh," Marshall said, "of course there is. There always is. Universal translators, right here."
"Right. Marshall, start your scientists research Universal Translators. Ford, I don't like defecit spending. Talk the Senate into raising taxes to 39% and lowering the spending rate to 45%. We're going to make some money if it kills us. Also, see to setting up industrial infrastructure on Osiris. You are dismissed."
* * *
The Terran Alliance, March 1st, 2225. The Osiris System is due south of the Valerian System. The system haflway between Osiris and Sol is Melanor, and from what we can see it looks promising.