Looks like the programmers thought of this one. If you play a Metaverse game against opponents who are allied against you, you win on the first turn. But you don't get any points, and they don't credit you with a win. But they do credit you with a game played, anyhow...

Link to my character's profile

PS: Didn't seem to affect my difficulty ranking so far... I ran the games as 'suicidal'. Don't know if it'll have a negative or positive effect on the ranking later, though.

UPDATE: Ah. I see it now. My games were flagged as a 'cheat'. LOL