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help make a gal civ story

April 29, 2006 3:59:02 PM from GalCiv II ForumsGalCiv II Forums
heres how this works every post has one sentence to add to the story. for example the first post would be "People a and people b were at war." and the next post would be "when mutant ferrets in vaded the galaxy."



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Th leader of the dregin empire was having an affair with the Torian leaders wife.
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Reply #1 April 29, 2006 4:11:12 PM
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After much experamenting with the different..."equipment" they had managed to come to a compramising satisfaction.


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Reply #2 April 29, 2006 4:15:58 PM
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The Torian wife was satisfied until she figured out that the Drengin leader was extracting her DNA to make a mutant army of Torian superenhanced zombies...
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Reply #3 April 29, 2006 4:18:21 PM
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Then the the torian leader and the Drengin leader's wife found out. they married and created a new nation, The Toro-Drengi Confederational Empire!
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Reply #4 April 29, 2006 4:41:59 PM
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Unfortunately it fell apart very quickly becasue their offspring tried to eat themselves. "Oh this nice green skin!"
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Reply #5 April 29, 2006 5:30:54 PM
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In the ensuing anarchy, a group of robotic earthworms came to power, enslaving all in their path.
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Reply #6 April 29, 2006 5:32:23 PM
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Then the galaxy realized how stupid this thread is and voted in favor of a United Planets resolution calling for mass suicide.
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Reply #7 April 29, 2006 6:22:32 PM
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But the United Planets resolution was defeated and the problem of robotic earthworms remained.......
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Reply #8 April 29, 2006 6:43:41 PM
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Suddenly, with no warning, a signal was received from a massive ship the shape of a cube: "We are the Borg."
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Reply #9 April 29, 2006 8:20:30 PM
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Yet fortunently for the Toro-Drengi Confederational Empire the Borg were no match for the newly developed Super Dupa Enhanced Rotten Carrot Cannon and the war was over quickly.


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Reply #10 April 29, 2006 9:27:06 PM
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The Confederation had an unlikely hero--Bruce Willis... he was visiting his wife at the opening of the Nakatomi Plaza Galactic Stock Exchange. As he exited the smoldering building, he told the grateful Torians, Drengi and Japanese investors his trademark, "Yippie-kai-yay, motherfscka." They were completely confused, thinking their universal translators broke.
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Reply #11 April 29, 2006 9:27:58 PM
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However, altough the borg were removed, the Daleks flew in, and deafened the Toro-Drengi C.E. with cries of "CATCH-PHRASE! CAAAAAATCH-PHRAAASE! DOOOOOCTOOOR!"
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Reply #12 April 29, 2006 9:41:28 PM
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The Toro-Drengi CE were not so much deafened by this cry but confused so much that their heads exploded.
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Reply #13 April 29, 2006 9:46:15 PM
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The daleks then confronted the remaining army, consisting of Bruce Willis, and a pack of cigarettes, while the badger song played in the background
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Reply #14 April 29, 2006 9:53:29 PM
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Suddenly someone pressed the STOP button and the daleks fled to their universe to find out who did that, while bruce willis blinking at the cigarettes caused their mutual annihilation and the Snathi appeared and started to chew at the fabric of the universe.
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Reply #15 April 29, 2006 9:55:34 PM
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Along came Jimi Hendrix, and while soloing on his back, kicked the Snathi in the nuts. Their food supply destroyed, they lacked the energy to eat, which creates a paradox which Marvin the paranoid android fixed by making all of creation depressed, and it was discovered the reason he was so miserable was he was created by an "Aol l33t haxx0r", and after hearing "the infinite recursing lolololol" all of creation commited suicide.
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Reply #16 April 30, 2006 2:21:12 AM
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THE END
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Reply #17 April 30, 2006 11:07:20 AM
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On a side note though...

EDIT: Ok, you win, the end!
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Reply #18 April 30, 2006 9:29:58 PM
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But alas! It was not the end...

An Altarian child suddenly screamed, "OMFG! Ponies!!!"

Terran sharpshooters executed Rule 303 riddled the ponies with ammunition. A victory against terrorists.
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