Someone really needs to put together a crash course in the English language. The world needs a half-hour solution to a dozen years of public schooling. Ideally, this course would cover: general rules regarding apostrophes, punctuation, commas, how to spell "rogue" (it's not makup), capitalization, to/too/two, your/you're, they're/there, its/it's, caps lock, common logical fallacies and the use of "lol" in place of all forms of punctuation. At the end it would say, "This actually is important. Failure to abide by these rules makes you look like an idiot."