General Homsar

Good Idea: Going to the doctor when you're sick. This Good Idea brought to you by the American Federation of Hospitals.

[quote]Would you rather be forgotten or remembered with hate?[/quote] well, since I'm presumably dead in both options, I'll go with remembered with hate. That way, I can look on people from the afterlife and laugh at them as they spew hatred at a dead guy. Would you rather fight a tank with firecrackers, or a dragon with a 9-mm pistol?

I'd go with the parachute. I've always wanted to skydive, and jumping out of a plane in dangerous as hell any way. Would you rather drive a car fueled by nitroglycerin on a New York City highway at rush hour, OR have a water-gun fight with kids when there is an 80% chance one og their water guns will be filled with hydrochloric acid?

Good Idea: Eating pancakes.

[quote]I wish that I had seen Cloverfield.[/quote] Granted. Having seen the movie as it was meant to be (in a theatre btw), you are amazed, and go around saying it was the best monster movie ever made, and often go off on tangents about how awesome you think the movie is. On one of these tangents, you get completely immersed in you speech and don't notice Godzilla standing right behind you. Your preference of Cloverfeild over his movies infuriates Godzilla, an

Controlling the air. Few things are more badass than stopping a storm of bullets with a tornado, then sending said bullets flying back at the bad guys.

[quote]Good Idea: Telling the world to stop listening to the lies Society tells us daily.[/quote] Bad Idea: Telling the world this...and not specifying any of the aforementioned "lies".

[quote]Your avatar is a convicted felon. [/quote] Candle Jack is a felon? That just makes him more awesome! And what is your avatar, anyway? It doesn't look remotely like a scout or a dog. So ol' C.J. still roc

[quote](your idea of going political is mentioning Baghdad?)[/quote] No, that's my idea of a bad place to walk a dog.

Pirates aren't as awesome as Candle Jack (my new avatar). He's so badass, he kidnaps you just for saying his na

[quote]OR I wish that Obama would resign now... before he starts to cause damage.[/quote] Granted. Obama resigns without giving a reason. Congratulations, Joe Biden is now President of the United States.[e digicons]X([/e] I wish Netflix would get off its butt and send Dogfights already.

In no particular order: Dragonforce Iron Maiden "Weird Al" Yankovich Nickleback Switchfoot Mars Laser

[quote]Good Idea: Taking the dog for a walk[/quote] Bad Idea: Taking the dog for a walk...in Baghdad.[e digicons]}:)[/e]

[quote]Good Idea: Throwing a shoe at G.W.B.[/quote] Bad Idea: Throwing said shoe...and not having a planned escape route for when the guards rush you.

Could Pennywise withstand the Napalm Cone? I THINK NOT. (But then again, I didn't read the book or see the movie or miniseries, so i'm probobly not the best judge).[e digicons]:blush:[/e] [quote]Alternatively:Pennywise turns into his worst nighmare(rainbows ).[/quote] No, Sweet Tooth's worse nightmare is Minion. But I do think Sweet Tooth wouldn;t exactly be a fan of rainbows.[e digicons]}:)[/e]

[quote]I wish that adultswim would stop hating anime, and air it at a more reasonable time on Saturday nights[/quote] Granted. They are now anime freaks, and air nothing but anime...in the original Japanese....and without subtitles. I wish for a glass of CLEAN, POLLUTION-FREE WATER THAT IS NOT POISONED OR IN A DIRTY GLASS.

[quote]Good Idea: Convincing TV networks to air more Anime (Like Code: Geass)[/quote] Bad Idea: Convincing TV networks to air more anime...at gunpoint.

Note: For maxium effect, read the first three paragraphs in you best wrestling-announcer voice. It's the Battle of the Evil Clowns! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the must-see match of 2009! Tonight, in this very arena, two fierce combatants will face off in order to determine once and for all who is...THE EVIL CLOWN KING!!! In the Red corner, from Midtwon and weighing in at 230 pounds, it's everyone's favorite psychopath: SWEET TOOTH! Mr. Tooth is no strang

[quote]I wish that the Wii itself wasn't so full of BS.[/quote] Granted. It's now full of SARS, the only acronym worse than BS. I wish my dog wasn't so fat. (No organs falling out or something similar, please).

The worst band to exist can't even spell the name of a national landmark right.

[quote]good idea: making thermite for the 4th of july[/quote] Bad Idea: Making napalm for the fourth of July. [quote]I was just kidding[/quote] Sorry for overreacting.

[quote]Bad Idea: Making pointless and idiotic threads like the Darth and Samurye Show thread or threads like this.[/quote] Worse Idea: Calling a thread idiotic and pointless....by posting on it, therefore drawing attention to it because of recent replies, rendering the unwarented insult moot.

[quote]I wish I had a hoverboard.[/quote] Granted. You take the hoverboard out for a test run, and are soon an expert, performing fantastic tricks and nearly flying using the anti-grav technology. Unfortunately, you jubiliation lasts all of ten minutes, because you are captured by CIA agents and taken to a secret camp in Texas, where you are harshly interrorgated about how the hoverboard works and how to use it. You say you don't know how it works, and that you simply wished for it, a