General Homsar

[quote]Good Idea: Using the correct ™[/quote] Bad Idea: Correcting someone on their use of the trademark symbol and not telling how to type the right one.

Sounds good Snark. You should make some bottles and sell it on the Internet. And [e digicons]k1[/e] Karma for the alternate recipie. Carribiean sauce FTW!

[quote]I wish that i win the Mega Millions Lotto[/quote] Granted. You take the ticket to the lottery office to get it cashed, but it turns out to be a fake. You are arrested for copyright infringement. I wish movies based on video games didn't suck.

[quote]Good Idea: Sipping on a Slurpy(tm) on a hot summers day. [/quote] Bad Idea: Sipping a Slurpy(tm) in Antarctica. What are Slurpies? Slushes that are deliscious on an epic level?

[quote]Good Idea: Sipping on a Slurpy(tm) on a hot summers day. [/quote] Bad Idea: Sipping a Slurpy(tm) in Antarctica. What are Slurpies? Slushes that are deliscious on an epic level?

[quote]Good idea: DRINIKNG eggnog instead of eating it.[/quote] Bad Idea: Drinking raw eggs.

[quote]I wish I didn't have to come back to life as a zombie[/quote] Granted. You come back as a vampire, and eat all your friends and family. I wish for an AK-47 with a 100-round drum, and a 100% legit permit to use it legally.

Good Idea: Whistling when you're bored.

[quote]Did that actualy happen?[/quote] No, but it is still a bad idea....and maybe redefines the phrase "epic fail".

Good Idea: Voting against a politician you don't like.

[quote]Good Idea: playing videos games with no lights on and the volume real loud[/quote] Bad Idea: Doing that when someone is sleeping in the nearest room. And they keep a shotgun in the bedside table.

I read the "review" by the guy who has anger issues, and in the comments, I found this rebuttle, which you can file under "PWNED!" Note: the qoutes from the "review" are marked with an arrow. >I have no clue. It's impossible to tell most of them apart except for Optimus and the Racist Twins (there's another yellow Autobot who I constantly thought was Bumblebee). There could be 46, or there could be 12. I honestly would believe 12 if someone had said that. Either

[quote]I wish that some nice intelligent lifeforms contact us (like the vulcans from star trek)[/quote] Granted. However, the beings' society is a utopia, so their spaceships are unarmed, leaving them defenceless against the barage of nuclear missiles that pulverize them as soon as they get near the Earth. The survivors crash-land on Earth, and ar soon forced into concentration camps and forced to help adapt thier technology to ours. The aliens are worked into extinction within ten ye

[quote] i wish i could read people's minds, but only when i want to. And nobody finds out about it.[/quote] Granted. You begin reading the minds of nearly everyone around you, but you are disgusted and horrified by what you hear. After a day, you are disgusted with the world and angry at the human race for its total lack of morality. You become a recluse, avoiding other people whenever possible and never use you powers agian. You soon blame yourseld for your deprerssion and

Anyone else hoping the Dinobots (or at least Grimlock) will appear in the next movie?

[quote]Soundwave was AWSOME.[/quote] I personally think he was underused. He didn't have any action scenes and didn't do much beyond taking control of that satilite. [quote]2. Didnt Bonecrusher (that military truck with what looked like a large 5 prong fork on a moving arm at the back) get destroyed in the first movie? I saw him for a few seconds during one of the Decepticon scenes...[/quote] I noticed that too, but I didn't think it was Bonecrusher, since the Transfor

[quote who="Scoutdog" reply="1" id="2282579"]Good idea: signing up for a Netflix subscription.[/quote] Bad Idea: Signing up for a Netflix subscription after joining the Army...and on the day before you leave for basic training.[e digicons]X([/e]

Fiction. Reality sucks.

[quote]I wish i had megan fox here sitting on my lap, asking for a "good time"[/quote] Granted. As you stutter and droil trying to reply, she punches you in the face, calls you a pervert, and says she only meant to go on a casual date. She kicks you in the ribs, and as you llie on the ground, writhing in pain, she walks out, mumbing to herself that she needs to use less innuendos when speaking casually. I wish the theatre didn't charge such outrageously high prices for concess

Loved it. Would have liked a little more dialouge from the robots, but that's just a small gadfly. Favorite parts: Devestator's arrival. My jaw hit the floor when I saw how FREAKING HUGE he was, and that shot inside his "mouth" when he was sucking up the sand was scary as hell. Optimus fusing with Jetfire. Prime looked really heroic with that black armor, and it turned him into the biggest badass ever. When he tore The Fallen's face off , I almost cheer

Good Idea: Cleaning up trash.

[quote]i wish i had more time to play sins [/quote] Granted. You vanish from this world and are teleported into a pocket universe containing nothing but a computer and an infinite food supply. You play Sins to your heart's content, eventually becoming the greatest player in the world. Unfortunately, you didn't wish for a way back, so you are stuck in the pocket universe forever. You eventually go insane from boredom and lack of face-to-face contact with other humans. I wish Ri

Good Idea: Reading a book while riding in a plane.

Good Idea: Vacationing in Hawaii

Good Idea: Looking into a volcano.