Banned for boxing smilies............................................................^

Banned for opening the box.

Banned for thinking inside the box while everyone else is thinking outside the circle

Banned for circle that box date. No need to think about it. 

Banned for being smile happy and going into denture over-exposure

banned for your dentures are showing

Banned for having your hearing aids turned off while I'm talking.

banned for my ban hammer is coming

Banned for it's a toothy grin.  All the better to hear you with. 

Banned for not brushing just a tiny bit more...

banned for flossing your dog's teeth and making it suck on breath mints

Banned for Maxwell's Silver Hammer hitting Scoutdog's red brain with it.

Banning Ryat for giving starkers a new toy. 

Banned because Thor's pissed! Ya took his Hammy.

Banned because he has fifty more behind his back.

Also, hitting me with a hammer doesn't work too well. This hat is made of armored Kevlar.

Banned for thinking I'd hit you on the head when I'd aim lower and make your big toe throb.

Both banned for assuming I'd create thunder down under.

Banned for I'd say mission already accomplished there.  I wonder if cabbage is still legal down under....

banned for for mentioning such a disgusting vegetable

Unless its been fermented.

Banned for demeaning a staple food in a world of too many dipsy doodles eating too much takeaway

Yup, well and truly fermented once I've eaten it.

Banned for having a beer gut.

banned for gutting this out

Banned for giving me indigestion by mentioning guts out while I was eating

Banned for maybe he was shooting for intestinal fortitude. Maybe...

Banned for stating the obvious.

banned by

Banned down to rock.