Banned for tunnel vision and discounting the advantages of having four eyes... most beneficial when reading Playboy while on the bog [in can]

banned for bogging this thread down

Banned for dismissing Playboy and discussions of same

Banned because I asked my mom for help with my new book. Big mistake.

Me: "So... what sort of diversion would you use to break into a secret uranium enrichment facility and submarine hangar disguised as a 10th-century Spanish cathedral?"

Mom: "Why would you need a diversion if you were disguised as a cathedral?!?!?"

The facility, Mom. The facility is disguised as a cathedral...

Banned for getting knee deep in it and sinking.

banned for kneeling

Banned for getting up to your neck in it and not warning other cathedral visitors

Banned in biblical proportions.

banned for Har-Magedon

Banned for starkers and his Acropalips warnings. 

banned for going after starkers

Banned for I think he's a Mayan minion secret agent, time travelling into the future to finish his calendar contract.

banned for going the Mayan way

Banned for Gregorian implications and depending on the position of the dog star to know when the supermarket opens

banned for having no lunar calendar

Banned for navigating to the supermarket by the stars... and it really concerns me during the day when you use the ones painted on the roof of your 4x4.

Banned for a 16.

Banned for thinking a 4 wheel drive has 16 gears.

Banned for gearing up for another hot day.   Thank goodness for a/c's. 

Banned for not getting a new dentist.

banned for wanting dentists to exist

Banned for that is my new dentist.... 

Banned for gifting the shark a set of dentures and giving him a feeling of: "All the better to bite you with".

Banned for definitely something fishy going on.    And I'll add Smile and the World Smiles With You.

banned for going smiley