Banned for swatting flies and not realising that 500 more turn up for the funeral.

banned for funerals

Banned for thinking you'll be there to throw flowers on the coffin at your own funeral.

Banned for zombies.

Banned for ghouls.

Banned for touring graveyards looking for love

Banned for you should change your dating service... just sayin.  

banned for going necrophilia

Banned for going just plain bonkers.

banned for sugar and spice

Banned for and all things nice. 

Banned for sunny disposition.

Banned for frogs in pockets. 

Banned for pocket protectors.

Banned for that was a good invention. I can't remember the last time I saw one though....

 Blackberry Laughs at pocket protectors. HaHaHa

Banned for a laughing blackberry in your pocket and having everyone wondering where the mad cackling is coming from.

banned for mad cackling pirates

banned for snickering under breath about mad cackling naked ladies.

Banned for 9 ladies dancing while 11 pipers are piping. Not to forget the leaping lords.  Ah, good times. 

Banned for the 11 lords a leaping.... some of those dancing broads 'll have some difficulty walking after that.

Banned for leapin' lizards.

Banned for those Olympic women cyclers.... They`d give them all a really really good run.   Awesome.  I have lived with my bicycle as my only transportation. It has it`s rewards.      But, never biked 300 km..... wow     Go Canada!

Banned for Canada.

Banned for USA was part of the last 4, then fell way back.. don`t know what happened there... cramp maybe...

Netherlands won. Congratulations!!  Grreat Job  

banned for congratulating