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Reply #11701 Top

The only schism I know of on the Utah Arizona border is over polygamy.

Reply #11702 Top

That's one of the biggest issues, yes.

Reply #11703 Top

Lots of religions have their schisms.

Reply #11704 Top

which one has not?

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #11705 Top

and another possum was gutted and thrown to the stants

harpo

 

Reply #11706 Top

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #11707 Top

and another possum was gutted and thrown to the stants

harpo

Reply #11708 Top

Depends. A schism is a division, but then that particular word is usually used when there is opposition involved, rather than an amiable break.

Lemme think...

Judaism never underwent a single event as a schism, rather had a slow drift resulting in the Orthodox and the Conservative. This drift was largely assisted by the Diaspora, where Jews were spread out and no central authority existed for them.

Verdict: Uncertain

Christianity had a very distinct schism in the 11th century with the development of the Roman Catholic Church and the Eastern Orthodox. Then it could be argued that it happened again come the Reformation, where Western Europe broke into the Roman Catholic Church and Protestant Christians.

Verdict: Schism

Islam had a schism following the death of Muhammad, when his followers argued over whether his children or his closest advisers should inherit the role of leaders of the faith. This was then complicated by the zealous actions of the Turks and the Crusades, which allowed internal and external forces to further subdivide them.

Verdict: Schism

Those of the Baha'i Faith are an interesting predecessor to the idea we would now call Unitarian, although they are certainly not due to their rigid definition of elements they accept from other religions they have contacted and their unwillingness to allow converts. They started as Babs, and a 'rogue' leader gathered up the majority of the followers, giving them a new name and the final definition of what they would become. Although it could be considered a schism that tore them from the Babs, it could also be a new religion, as Islam was considered from Judaism or Christianity.

Verdict: Uncertain

Hmmm... that covers the major Judeo-Christian groups pretty well... I could go into the Eastern, but it's pretty obvious that Hinduism broke into Jainism, Sikhism and Buddhism. And the 'pagan' religions of the West predating Christianity were divided, but their past so lost in a sea of historic illiteracy that it's uncertain whether they suffered from outright disagreements or lack of communication.

The Ancient Egyptian religion (or religions?) would perhaps be the best candidate for a non-schismatic religion. Initially, contact and conquest resulted in the blending of religions, not the destruction or splitting of them. The intermediate periods, times of civil unrest or outside conquest, resulted in social collapses, but the gods and their stories remained intact, only the priests being displaced. Gods preferred by some invaders were not flung aside as a result of disgruntlement, rather given a new place in the pantheon or blended with less desirable gods already in existence. The Amarna Period was the closest to a schism, but this does not fit the mold, as the people continued to cling to their beliefs in spite of the Pharaoh's attempt to enforce a new religion. In fact, following his death, the people grew even closer to their deities, seeing future pharaohs as less important than direct worship. Greek and Roman invasions only added to the pantheons. It was only with the introduction of Judeo-Christian religions that the people finally surrendered their beliefs, but still not without exception. Isis is seen by many as an important angel in certain Islamic sects.

I would say that the Ancient Egyptians could be said to be non-schismatic.

Reply #11709 Top

I would say the followers of the god of destruction and the followers of the god of creation have yet to experience any kind of religious schism...

Reply #11710 Top

Unless the division of their followers was a schism of its own within the worship of the thread gods.

Reply #11711 Top

no there no schism.

 

only HERESY!

 

:banhammer:  must crush the heretics, starting with ryat and his cult of destruction.

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #11712 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 11710
Unless the division of their followers was a schism of its own within the worship of the thread gods.
End of Draakjacht's quote

Yes we were brothers at one time.

But he got tired of me destroying all of his toys. }:)

Reply #11713 Top

Except Optimus Prime. Die cast construction. It's a lost art.

Reply #11714 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 11713
Except Optimus Prime. Die cast construction. It's a lost art.
End of Draakjacht's quote

That's a quote from Beast Machines. Was a good show till it went to ABC Saturday morning and they goofed it up....

Reply #11715 Top

Yes we were brothers at one time
End of quote

does not compute

 

:borg: :cylon:

 

must crush heretic :banhammer:  

 

 

 

 

-Exiled Possum 

Reply #11716 Top

and another two possums are gutted and thrown to the stants.

but were they brothers or  sisters?

harpo

 

Reply #11717 Top

Depends on what state in the US you live in.

Some places they can also be husband and wife. :rofl:

Reply #11718 Top

Ew, but true.

Quoting G_Bison, reply 11714
That's a quote from Beast Machines.
End of G_Bison's quote

Yes it is, but true, nonetheless. And just like with Gargoyles, anything that moves to ABC goes to shit rather quick. They really should just let things lie.

Reply #11719 Top

They always try to add too much. Sometimes you should just keep it simple (Distant Stars vs 7 Deadly Sins as a case in point)

Reply #11720 Top

I thought DS added more...

edit: okay, just looked em up. Man, have they changed since I first looked at it. I'm amazed PC gamer picked it up. Beyod that, I'm not surprised Win7 has a problem with it or that it crashes so easily. 11 races alone (sorry, but they should have a bit more modeling if they're going to try and pull that off) will destroy your machine. All the other details just don't help. I'm fine with the graphical and celestial additions though.

Okay, Ryat, you win.

Reply #11722 Top

Okay, each time the weekends come I cannot really come on the forums so when I come back I'm kind of lost of what happened... And especially today with poeple getting more and more into non-sense !

Well, I know this topic is a total non-sense in itself so... I'll forgive you !

Reply #11723 Top

and the soda stream got lost.

harpo

 

Reply #11724 Top

and emptied out into the cola delta.

Reply #11725 Top

and ended in the Diet Sea