Banned for forgetting that some are more superior than others.... or so politicians and bankers think

banned for two legs good; four legs better.

banned because evolution disagrees with you.

Banned because three legs are best, and so is keeping your brain in your torso instead of an easily detached appendage.

The universe is like one big video game. I'm pretty sure there was much beta testing and it was found that humans were too difficult of an enemy, so changes had to be made to make humans more "fragile."

banned, because my logic is far superior.

Banned, because I am far superior.

Banned because you jungen posting from GC2 should know a Niven joke when you see one.

One hour under the tasp for you, followed by no more. 

Banned for inferior superior nonsense.

Banned because you've obviously spent aeons in a stasis field and have no idea what's going on these days.

Banned for Aeons and eons are different flavors and evolution passed you by because you were canceled due to lack of interest.

Banned because I at least got the last two Niven references.

banned for going to Ringworld

Banned because you guys started the Uranus rings talk.

banned for double peace hand signal

*Insert over-used lame ban here*

Banned for inserting things without banning anything.

Banned because I like to insert things....

Banned because what you like is to pervert things.

Banned because there's a thin line between insert, pervert and divert.... oh, and the energy one has to exert.

banned for making me think of you on the job. 

Banned because everyone deserves to have a job that they love.

banned for love

All you need is hate.

Banned because some jobs are unlovable... and if your boss is a banker it'd be intolerable.

Banned because a sweet young lass shouldn't be thinking that sort of.... well you know.

Banned because only one of those three is correct.

Banned because I don't want to pick.