banned for disturbing smiley

Banned because smiley doesn't post around here, so we can't disturb him, her, per, or it.

@Scoutdog: Appreciate the perks of your generation. If you'd sported the asexual vibe you show here in my late '70s high school, the fagusations would have started day 1 of your freshman year. Your story makes it sound like your cohort are 'late bloomers' when it comes to making assumptions about other people's sexuality.

Banned because smiley should really stop chewing smokeless tobacco.

banned because he is smoking smokeless tobacco.

Banned because tobacco products smell worse than pig manure... haven't had the urge to light up in over 2 years now, and I can smell pleasant things I could never notice before.  Shoot, even food is so much tastier.

banned for finally realizing that coating your mouth with tar makes food tasteless. I figured that out and I don't smoke.

banned for eating tar instead of real food

Banned for tarring and tonguing

banned for that sounds disturbing

And may exist on the internet.

Banned because I really hope that at some point in my lifetime "they" will find a way to eliminate or drastically reduce the human need for sleep.

banned for wanting to sleep less

There is such research going on. Some say that with certain technologies they only need to sleep about 15 minutes a day. That was a while ago and haven't heard anything since.

Banned because waking dreams are scarier.

banned because the psychotic fits caused by them are worse.

The problem with sleeping less is that they were able to stabilize someone who wouldn't sleep more than 2 hours a day (not as part of an experiment, but a genuine sufferer of chronic insomnia) and he lived months with the condition. The condition alleviated itself and allowed him to get normal sleep. Sadly, when he returned to insomnia and they attempted to treat it, his body reacted violently to the treatment and he passed away.

You need sleep. If you want to be more productive, look into this and adjust yourself accordingly.

banned for history lessons

Banned for cliophobia.

And no, I don't mean CLIophobia, although that's a silly fear as well. 

banned for banning my fear of beds

At least 400 people worldwide die from being tangle in their beds/bedsheets.

really? huh, weird.

Banned because Clio is the muse of history, and even obscure demi-goddesses deserve some respect. Especially in bed.

Banned for using cool mythological historical references.

Banned because my parents haven't yet figured out that for those of us without half a bottle of wine in our b;oodstreams, they really aren't that entertaining.

your parents aren't that entertaining to the sober or people who are sober aren't that entertaining?

banned for not banning again

Banned because maybe he had a bit of wine or whatnot in him and was unintentionally standing up for the less uptight crowd.]

p.s. Yes, Scoutdog, I'm implying that you're uptight and will end up appreciating your parents much more in the long run than you do at the moment. 

Banned because I appreciate my parents for a lot of things. Their conversation is not one of them, however.