banned for doing that in public.

Ooh, brain bowl!

Banned for braining the bowl.

Banned for bowling with brains.

The Admiral

banned for brain pins... of brain balls.

Banned for trying to pin a brain. The problem is, there's just no good place to grab...

banned for grabbing

banned for I like to nestle my hand between the lobes. It's all warm and squishy.

Banned for squishy lobes and one eye doing it.

banned for an orgy of anatomical proportions

Banned because orgies should consist of copious amounts of liberal sex and food and drink... and anyone who has one without inviting me gets triple banned with double probation and a non-parole period of 72 years

banned for I'll let you know next week

Banned because I will have worn it out by next week... I have several other offers in the meantime.

Banned for banned offers that go squish in the night.

Banned because if things go squish in the night around you, I'm asking for a room on the other side of the building... on a different floor with numerous exits and plenty of ventilation.  I get nauseous when somebody squishes 4th dimensional ectoplasm

Banned for non-sensical ...... and ...... insufficient ectoplasmic iterations.

Banned for endoplasm.

Banned for icktleplasm in conjunction with squishy things that go bump in the evening

banned because of the squishy things

banned for I'm gonna poke it with a stick

banned for poking things

Banned for poking and squishing and making a mess.

banned for a good time. Now get the mop.

Banned for making others do your dirty work.

Banned because you could always just give him the mop and walk away. Carefully, so you don't slip on the various plasms.

banned for moping around