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Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

Kzinti Empire - offical empire thread

You have dared to enter the lair of the most ferocious predators in the galaxy!

It is the ulitmate destiny of the Kzinti to conquer the other civilizations of the galaxy, subjugate and enslave any who may prove useful to us, and devour the rest. The Fanged God has ordained that this is how it will be.

In just 26 octals of days (7 months or so...Kzinti count in base 8), the Kzinti Empire rose from obscurity, to #1 on the Metaverse. With the blessings of the Fanged God, we have remained dominant for 100s more octals of days since that auspicious day.  We leapt past the other empires, and our mighty domain now encompasses over 32 million more light years than the second most powerful empire.  The most recent Galactic Map data shows that we have subjugated over 45% of the galaxy.  Many warriors from the old and dying empires have joined us, to avoid being eaten along with the rest.  We hunger to establish indefinite supremacy over all the inferior sentient species...

We have also been #1 on the AltMeta for over 3 years running. The Empire grows more powerful with each passing day as new conquests are won, and more warriors join us in our inevitable rise to rule the galaxy!

The Kzinti are a species of bipedal space-faring feline predators, who love nothing more than conquest and battle. Created by sci-fi writer Larry Niven, the Kzinti have had many stories written about them, most notably in the Man-Kzin Wars series of books. They have also shown up in the Star Trek universe, and a number of other realities.

 

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"Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy." - Kzinti Warrior

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"The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe groveling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be." - Kzinti philosopher

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If your claws can grasp it, then it is rightfully yours. - Kzinti proverb

A salute to all those heroic t'kzintar who have made this empire a resounding success. Our conquests continue and the galaxy will never know peace!

Join the Kzinti in our quest for galactic dominance, or become our prey…

Click here to join the Kzinti Empire!

Click here to visit our forums at the Galactic Core

Click here to download the Kzinti ship and race mod from the Library

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Sentient species taste better...

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Reply #3126 Top

Quoting Neilo, reply 23
Ok what is the S word? I can't think of anything.  Cursing down here is not like it is in the states. Just about anything is fine, cept the C word. Fuck, prick, asshole, bastard....

There just words to most Aussies. Swearing is just slang for us. 

 
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That, good sir, would be the one that comes out of your ass.

You, know, shit.

If for some reason you didn't get that, though, "oh shit" is a relatively common expression, particularly among us younger folk.

Reply #3127 Top

Quoting Neilo, reply 25
What a dickhead he was, i'm sure still is.
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Yep and I bet theonly people that miss him are Freeman and Rogueseekernightlycrosfiremidtaleineeverfler.

Reply #3128 Top

Shit is seen as a curse word!!!!!!!!!!

Wow...you guys really did come from relgious fanatics didn't ya'll.

Shit over here is nothing. shit brains, shit head, shit faced, in the shit, up shit creek...it's just a word to us.

Gee we must really swear alot compared to you guys.

:rofl:

That is so funny....

Reply #3129 Top

i remember when i was perhaps an adolescent and "bitch" finally became an acceptable word for network TV.

and just to give you a sense of how far some people take their linguistic prudishness, they won't even tolerate proxy swear words, i.e. seth's shnikies, or any word used in an expletive way. saying "oh fudge!" isn't okay, they say, because you're still using the vulgar word mentally.

even more amusing is that there's nothing traditionally sacrosanct about not using vulgar words; even the bible uses some of them. traditionally, vulgarity is disparaged due to class differences. among a set of meanings, one strong valence of the word 'vulgar' is more or less the same as 'low-brow.'

Reply #3130 Top

Drifting OT here but i always found it funny that with a Porn industry as big as the one in the states, Janet Jacksons tit was such a big deal, even when you couldn't see a damn thing.

Back on topic, bitch is another word that is just part of every day life, though used in certain contexts, along with slut and whore, can very offensive still.

But that can be true of any word really.

Reply #3131 Top

even if her nipple were shaped like a swastika, it'd still be less offensive on TV than justin timberlake's face.

Reply #3132 Top

    It is official Adepta Sororitas is rank 29. O:)   I purged the Anarchy X and Lords of Choas. }:)   I smoked the The 420 Lifers but not all it. 8O   I made the Stardockian Empire and The Star Federation bow down and pay us lots money. :erk:    I am after Herbster next but that  will be easy. The Zerg are going to a problem because up to now it has been easy, The next 10 ranks will be rough and hard and it will be done before July 2009, My Goal.

Reply #3133 Top

those are empires?

Reply #3134 Top

Quoting dystopic, reply 8
those are empires?
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:rofl:

Reply #3135 Top

those are empires?
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   Mmm Empires they were  Mmm (past tense). :grin: I out rank them just like you out rank me but I am active that is difference between them and me.

 Oh, 8C   I get  now, I am a nobody empire that wins over a nobody empire and that makes me still a nobody empire and you are a somebody empire because you win over everybody.

Reply #3136 Top

}:) that wasn't really what i meant to imply, i just don't pay much attention except the top 10. but the extra implication was still funny, so i let it stand.

Reply #3137 Top

Quoting GmOOnii, reply 10
those are empires?

   Mmm Empires they were  Mmm (past tense). I out rank them just like you out rank me but I am active that is difference between them and me.

 Oh,   I get  now, Iam a nobody empire that wins over a nobody empire and that makes me still a nobody empire and you are a somebody empire because you win over everybody.

Saint Mina of Ophelia VII of Order of the Bloody Rose of Orders Militant of Adepta Sororitas
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You know, I'm tempted to put my characters into your empire and make you No. 8 for a day. I'm not actually going to do it, but I am tempted.

It sure would be a glorious 24 hours. 3,066,659 points!!!! I guess I'm cruel for even mentioning it in the first place.

Reply #3138 Top

nevermind. no need to mention rosie on the same page as janet jackson, porn, and justin timberlake.

Reply #3139 Top

Quoting SerArris, reply 13
nevermind. no need to mention rosie on the same page as janet jackson, porn, and justin timberlake.
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hahaha... i think you just damaged my amygdalae.

Reply #3140 Top

hahaha... i think you just damaged my amygdalae.
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You have more than one...?

 

Reply #3141 Top

that wasn't really what i meant to imply
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I know what you meant, :annoyed: I was just messing with you and I will never stop either. Yes, I thought is was funning too, all these empires and so few are active and that is why it has been easy for me to rise up in rank, and now it will not be easy anymore to get into the top 20 and top 10 next year (2010).

Reply #3142 Top

Justin Timberlakes face!! LAMO. I see it everytime i look at....nah i won't say it.

Reply #3143 Top

Quoting Neilo, reply 3
Shit is seen as a curse word!!!!!!!!!!

Wow...you guys really did come from relgious fanatics didn't ya'll.

Shit over here is nothing. shit brains, shit head, shit faced, in the shit, up shit creek...it's just a word to us.

Gee we must really swear alot compared to you guys.
That is so funny....
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Yep, it's all in the history books. ;)  Damn Puritans...  I think our average American attitudes as about such things, especially sex, are pretty stupid and immature, comparitively speaking.

Quoting dystopic, reply 14

hahaha... i think you just damaged my amygdalae.
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That's some odd alien morphology you've got there...

Quoting Neilo, reply 17
Justin Timberlakes face!! LAMO. I see it everytime i look at....nah i won't say it.
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Eh?  What would you be looking at the reminds you of him?  I bet you have a boy-band fetish. ;)

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...

Reply #3144 Top

Quoting Sole, reply 15
You have more than one...?
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yes. i presume you do as well, since the only structure i know of in the higher brain that isn't mirrored is the corpus callosum.

Quoting KzintiPatriarch, reply 18
That's some odd alien morphology you've got there...
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as the wiki says, "The amygdalae... are almond-shaped groups of neurons located deep within the medial temporal lobes of the brain in complex vertebrates, including humans." since i'm pretty sure kzinti are vertebrates, i'm left to conclude that you aren't very complex ;P

Reply #3145 Top

Hmmm...I was thinking of the other definition, which is the tonsils. :)

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...

Reply #3146 Top

ah, gotcha. i thought you meant something totally different: one of the main functions of the amygdala is to process fear, and i thought you were implying that kzinti don't experince fear.

Reply #3147 Top

Quoting dystopic, reply 21
ah, gotcha. i thought you meant something totally different: one of the main functions of the amygdala is to process fear, and i thought you were implying that kzinti don't experince fear.
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Which, of course, they don't!

;)

The physical structure of the brain has unfortunately not been very high on my list of things to study, as other things have taken precedence, but I had always been under the impression there was only one.  I guess I was mistaken.

Still, in most if not everything I've seen, it's referred to in singular form, so your pluralization of it would seem to imply even more of them than usual; perhaps six or eight.

Reply #3148 Top

Eh? What would you be looking at the reminds you of him? I bet you have a boy-band fetish.
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LAMO. Yup, i just love all those harmonies and all that choreographed dancing. Warms my heart. x_x

Nah, i look at **** **** and see JT. **** **** doesnt like it, though i like teasing it, though i do expect a foot in my ass any time soon over it.

:pout:

Reply #3149 Top

i imagine whomever it is you're talking about wouldn't want to do that to his foot. i'd be more worried about a splintered 2x4, myself

:waaaa:

Reply #3150 Top

:pout: ................. :D