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Ping! There's one! I'm not that upset, more...let down that my blog used to get much more traffic when I was on the verge of being sued by the people I was writing about. Now that I have good, wierd, and ironic things to write about , noone's commenting. Its like the place is a giant pity party and you have to be an oppressed high school girl with boy problems to get anyone else's opinion. I like that everyone is trying to h
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Seriously, 3 new posts and not a peep. What the hell is going on? Do I need to bash Bush or Kerry to get some opinions around here? Then again, if I did, I wouldn't want to read any of the dreg that would result from it. hrmmm...
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sub·lime (s-blm) n. 1. Something sublime. 2. An ultimate example. 3. A tall, statuesque brunette with a warm smile, mischevious blue eyes that sparkle like saphires, the tan of a bronze goddess, and a sexy voice with a purring southern accent. I love my job because she's now one of my regulars I also hate my job because I'm sooo a
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Hey gang, Its been a bit of a crazy week. Work's been great, but I had a few epiphanies between yesterday and today, allow me to share... 1.) I believe I am ready to swear back onto women. I haven't been in a relationship for a year, I've had a few "friends with benefits" since, but I'm not interested in that right now. I'm a handsome, intelligent gu
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"Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon" -Dalai Lama Quote I live by
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Hey gang, Sorry I've been away for so long, things have been "eventful" to say the least. Last we spoke, I was living in DeKalb, I was a Supervisor for Best Buy, single as ever, but otherwise enjoying life. First things first, I'm now living back in my hometown of Sandwich with a couple of my friends in a nice resort house off the lake. I've got the
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Hey kiddo, Haven't heard from you for a while, good to see you're still kickin. I miss talkin to ya, if you feel like talking again sometime lemmie know, I'd call ya, but all I have is your old dorm number I've always got a shoulder for you to cry on...or punch if the situation requires so
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imajinit nah, I let'em do it, I just don't really enjoy it cuz 'm too busy preparing for the worst. The worry or pain tend to get in the way. And I don't care what anyone says, pain != sexy. mignuna I could definitely use a woman's point of view on this, if you don't mind. -Ryan
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imajinit 1st things 1st, everyone's after my lovin'... j/k and as for the prostate trick, NO . nonononononononononono! After the shit girls have tried to pull on me, no one gets near my ass. on a further note on my varied neurosis, when it comes to oral, I'm a giver, not a taker. I just don't like it that much, in a word, TEETH. I constantly get scraped or they gag and damn near bite it off. That and I feel like I shoul
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mignuna Troll away, I like the traffic. My old posts were much better, dealing with housemates n such, but those had to go for "legal reasons". Now that's a good blog - you make someone so mad they try to sue you voer it. But alas, I'm out of there, so nothing too fun to report except for anything that happens w/ friends or at work. oh well. -Ryan P.S. - can't really blame the guy for being
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and a further note about my "thing I do", yeah it's really involved. put a lot of work into developing it. Basically, my first time sucked to bad, (for me and her), that I went and researched the subject (in my typical fashion), and spent a lot of time developing my "technique". Actually went to a lot of trouble to get very specific things down, but the end result is some of the best (and loudest, according to my old landlord) toe curling, mi
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imaginit I have, can't find anything, probably psychological. my friend's dad is a shrink, I talked to him about it. Can't pinpoint what it is, but he says it's nothing to worry about. And I've done the platonic thing, it doesn't seem to work for some reason. they usually get bored and leave inside of 2 weeks or attack me. you kinda have to flirt a bit to keep the interest up, cuz if you don't, they think you're not interested. My pro
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imaginit seeing as she ended up living with me for that entire summer (may - july) we're looking at 4-5 times a day, 7 days a week. minus a cumulative 2 weeks where we were apart for personal reasons. (she had a wedding to go to out of state, was in the hospitol for a couple days, and I had an engineer's conference to go to) I also had a full time job at the time, so we're talking like going home on lunch breaks, etc. <br
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mignuna yeah, it really is funny when you look back on it, especially when you know all the details firsthand. And I don't think women are awful, they're no better or worse than any guy, I just take it all in stride. I am very happy with all of it though, nothing truly terrible has ever happened to me, and with the vast ammounts of irony in my life, it would make a good sitcom, or at least a very funny book. Always hap
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imajinit Once again, great article your had back there man. And yeah, you read that right, 1 girl, that's it. And the 4-5 times a day thing is normal for me, even when I was with that one girl it was still 4-5 times a day. And to provide you with a standard answer: I'm 22.
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Hey kiddo, Just wanted to say I know how you feel, and to not give up and keep smiling! also, don't mean to troll, but I got to the 8th circle of hell on that Dante quiz, kinda sad I didn't get 9, oh well... Happy Beltaine! -Ryan
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Let me start off by saying I love women. To me the most capivating piece of art ever created was the female form. I am writing this because I was just reading Imajinit's entry entitled "When Women Take Their Clothes Off", and thought I'd voice off on it, but figured it'd get lost in the 100+ responses that it already has. Now onto the business at hand....<
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hey kiddo, been crazy busy and I miss ya bunches. give me a call sometime! or email me your number so I can call you. miss yaz!!!! -Ryan
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Sexy eh? The superpowers are already at work ;D Mwahahahahahahahahaha
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19 eh? hmmmmmmmmmmm... =D -Ryan
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well, I've had a lot on my mind lately, haven't had the right outlet to let it out, so congrats kiddo, I'm dropping anchor here... I kinda share your pain. Lonely, friends dating or dating eachother. I'm more jealous that they're dating than "not having someone to hang out with". Kinda makes me sad to hear you're on Zoloft, my parents put me on all sorts of shit in grade school cuz I'm delightfully bipolar, and the stuff made me feel like I wa
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My superhero name? *straightens tie* I'm the Negotiator, baby. Let's make a deal... j/k, but my being your hero or your villain depends on what side of the looking glass you're on. I may be your knight in shining armor, but there's still blood on the sword. Oh well, gotta be someone's villain...
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Mature? yes. Experienced? yes. Confident but not cocky? yep too bad I'm 22. gimmie a call in 8 years
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Meh, It's sort of a vicious circle, I've got kiosks where I work, it does cut down the grunts, which is nice from my standpoint because a lot of grunts do exactly that, grunt. Why keep workers around that you are now required to pay a higher cost keep when they drive away more business because they're grumpy about their "low paying job"? As great as communism is, (and lord I wish it could be true), people are naturally competitive and want to be doing
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