Scoutdog

Banned because it is chilly and rainy here.

Banned for the Seven Hour War.

Banned for crappy university Internet.

Banned because I'm still at a loss to fugure out how the hillbilly-blouse-tied-in-a-knot-at-the-bottom-exposing-the-midriff-like-a-cheap-hooker fashion caught on so quickly here... and why anyone thought it was a good idea in the first place. [e digicons]:rolleyes:[/e] [quote who="Ryat" reply="11422" id="3378646"]banned for buy a Prius instead of a Tesla[/quote]Just don't paint it fire-engine red like my dad did...

Banned... but why ?

Banned for going senile.

A ban has been added to your boot sector.

Banned for waiting in the BB queue.

Banned for snacking on it.

Banned because a lot of things are better than Beyonce. Malaria, for example.

Banned because she may be powerful-looking (at least compared to the other starlets), but her music is just powerfully bad. EDIT: Just realized you may have meant "powerful" as in "attractive", not "powerful" as in "strong". I doubt the latter, and not being interested in women I can't really judge the former. Her music is, however, still powerfully bad.

Banned because I went looking for a few Rammstein songs and clicked on Rihanna by mistake... [e digicons]:puke:[/e]

Banned for time travel.

Damn. These people keep us safe for very little pay and very little credit. They deserve far more respect than I could ever provide. My thoughts go out to their friends, colleagues, and family. [e digicons]v_v[/e]

Banned for no disintegrations.

Banned for having hair with greater volume than your actual head.

Banned for being OCD.

Banned because they will be assimilated like all the rest.

Banned for a translation along the X-axis.

Banned for pestering.

Banned because that's usually my exit cue.

Banned for not Supporting Our Green-Blooded Troops.

Banned because it's dressed. Not well, but dressed.

Banned for maybe possibly in a few months getting an algorithm named after me.

Banned because if weakly-interacting massive particles do exist, there could be some in your lungs right now. There's no way to tell...