Banned for don't you mean his mummy said no.   

Mummy was gettin' it on with Dummy at the time. Dust everywhere!

Banned for not banning.   )

:):(:?:))))?

Banned anyway

banned for making me wait so long

Banned for patience not withstanding

Banned for that took forever wedding that lasted three months , give or take.  Welcome back the Ryat.  )

Banned for wedding three months and no bouquet.

Banned for weddings are the only place and time where you can have your cake and eat it to.  )

Banned because I finally fixed my computer.

banned for fixing your computer

Now no more baby computers. :'(

Banned for computers will rule the world.  €

Banned for injunction on rulers

tornado banned

Banned for good year for non tornadoes I must say.  *}

banned for not seeing the tornadoes

Banned for trying to out do : /

banned for quoting above me

Banned for grand illusions.  :/ 

Banned for confusing the elderly, which song do you want me to be offended by?

Banned for offensive tinkles.

Banned for hmmm, I'll say both.    And watch it with the offense there Uvah.  )  

banned for blind monkey melon

Banned for losing me so easily.

Banned for when did I have you.   Bad-um-bump