banned for grapefruit papaya

Banned for chocolate cherries ala mode. Haaaaa ha ha ha...

Banned for being as nutty as a fruitcake.

banned for putting nuts in fruitcakes

Banned for fruity smelling doorstops.

banned for not letting me read

Banned for praytell us your reading follies.  And I'll cease with the disturbance?

Banned for disturbing the noise

banned for stopping

  Banned for that's what, somebody said. 

banned for something someone said about somebody else

Banned for heresay and conjecture. 

Banned for Littany purposes

Banned for that is also inadmissible.

banned for court terms

Banned for yeah gotta refresh my vocab.  Divorce on the way.  Finally!

banned for cheering for divorce

Banned for liking marriage.  ( kidding )  I believe marriage is a wonderfil insrtitution, if your with the right one.  Just my unlucky stars  I guess. 

banned for not taking the time to find the right one

The right one is one that will work hard to stay with you. Everything else is nonsense.

So true.  There  are some really good liars out there though.... and hindsight is easy.  He's the velcroman in my life.  Gonna try and rip him off me as fast as possible. Complicated by properties.....  

Banned for sticky stuff.

banned for stuffing the sticky

That's RIGHT!  Stuff him and stick him in a storage locker.  Pay for 20 years or so in advance.  henehe 

That thought alone makes me smile.  

banned for not banning

oops    To many chatrooms. Banned for speedy banning.