Banned for mentioning headcrabs/crabs and starting everyone scratching

Banned for scratching off.

Banned for standing on the lavatory seat... but it's no use... cos the crabs in there can jump ten feet

Banned because I just got the horrible image of headcrabs or flood infection forms waiting in public toilets for people to sit down...

Banned for not having a python hiding in the bowl unlike one unfortunate lass who sat down and got the jab of her life.

banned for I'm not familiar with the Flood, but I can see the argument for Half-Life, though you're still best off shooting the crab head replacement.

Banned for replacing crabheads when they should have gone to Oz.

banned for sending crabs to prison. Don't the prisoners have enough problems with Hep C?

Banned for prison garb.

banned for jumpsuits

banned for birthday suits.

Banned because I just spent the day in a suit.

I hate suits. For a while I thought the more expensive ones wouldn't chafe my neck, but it turns out I was just not wearing them as long.

Banned for thinking expensive suits don't chafe or ride up your crotch and cut off your circulation.

Banned because your oft suggestive posts cause me to have dirty thoughts.

Banned because I like this headline:

"Anonymous has released a recording of a conference call between the FBI and UK police in which they discuss efforts against hackers."

Banned because FBI doesn't stand for Female Body Inspection

Banned because that is actually the job of the TSA.

EDIT: Which of course stands for "Touching Sensitive Areas".

banned for SEX, which stands for "Silently Extracting Xylophones"

"Many Anonymous protests tackle issues of free speech and preserving the openness of the net."

Banned because, due to the un-biased nature of the BBC, it's not entirely clear who the bad guys are.

Personally, I'm with the "true" Anonymous on this one, ie the people who do it for "lulz" and awareness, rather than the guys who do it for credit card details etc. Unfortunately at this point in time the police represent corporate interest, and being a bit of an anarchist at heart...

Banned because while I certainly support Anonymous going up against DoD in a way that gets few people hurt, I have to take issue with your knocking of the police, at least the police here in the States.

They don't have a lot of lobbying power like the military does, so they're pretty much stuck trying to enforce the crazy laws along with the ones that actually keep us safe in what is often a very dangerous environment with little public respect from people who seem to have no problem with actual overreaching authority so long as it comes in camo.

Banned, because you could use a roll-on deodorant.

Banned because I'm totally with the police on many issues. By "at this point in time" I meant "on this particular issue," because I have a strong suspicion that this recent crackdown has more to do with the whole internet piracy issue, or rather, "how can the old media best suppress the internet as a medium for communication under the guise of anti-piracy legislation."

Banned because now the pirates can find us.

Banneded cos I already knowed whar ta find ye.... arrrrr

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Banned for an elongated help which would actually delay help arriving due to rescuers taking much longer to read the request.