Banned for waffling in a time of need.

Banned for complaining about my waffling when you could have been offering assistance

Banned for waffling on the assistant's offer of assistance to waffle.

Banned for not letting go of my Eggo.

Banned for having too tight as grip.

Banned because I'm curious- I know what MI5 and MI6 do (although I always get them mixed up) but whatever happened to MIs 0-4?

Banned, because if we told you, we'd all have to kill you.

banned for being on the inside.

Banned for inside looking out.

Banned for being outside looking in... I'm sure the madam doesn't appreciate you window shopping her girls with no intent to buy

Banned for window shopping as opposed to photoshop shopping.

Banned for shopping for photos when there's plenty to view for free on the Playboy site

Banned for we're off to the Playboy site to shop for photoshop worthy photos to ogle.

Banned for wanting to ogle... surely fondling is better.

Banned because if you stop by the hit shop on the way, can you drop off a list for me?

Banned if you think I'm running errands for you while I'm out trying to snag a bit.... shame on you.

banned for not doing a bro a favor.

And Scout, trust me, the hits aren't worth it. If there was one thing I could have gotten across to the Columbine kids, it would have been the rising market value of brass.

Banned for hitting and ogling while the price of brass goes up.

banned for I don't ogle, I just hit it.

but seriously. it sucks that Russian surplus is crap for reloading.

Banned for roadkill.

Banned for seriously sucking Russian crap, thinking it's roadkill, while reloading.

banned you got to get your jollies off during the zombie apocalypse somehow. What have you got in mind?

Banned for minding and getting during an apocalypse. That could be interesting. Keeping one eye open for those pesky zombies..... 

Banned because you just provided a wonderful segway for another entry in the "stranger than fiction" category:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-16905521

Seriously. Read this story and see how many things don't make any sense.

Banned cuz I have a Zombie alien mobile.

{That singer is so busted... what a moroon.  haha}