Banned for insults to Gophers. For shame!

Banned for being president of The Glued on Gophers Protection Society... and NOT saving that poor lil blighter Trump has on his... er, can't call it a head.

Banned because sure you can. Its just got hair, or some reasonable facsimile, on it as opposed to the other one without ... never mind. lol

Banned for starting yet another penis joke... then doing a "never mind" instead of finishing it with a half-decent punchline.

Just to butt in.... I broke 'The Record' today.... banned a spammer 4 minutes after he joined the site.....

So.....

Banned because I'm quick .....;)

Banned because you have them confused.

Banned because you're not just confuseded... you're just a bit vague and somewhat bewildered.

Banned for impersonating Speedy Gonzales and expelling that spammer so fast he left his dentures behind.

banned for no one should be boasting about getting the job done in 4 minutes.

Banned because if the job involves making my enemies disappear, then four minutes is certainly a plus.

banned for I have a feeling you take the 'enemies' thing a tad seriously

banned for not taking it seriously enough.

Bitches be crazy.

banned for 99 problems

but a bitch ain't one.

I have 99 cookies because a bitch ate one. Now bitches have just become a problem.

I ban bitches.

banned for I have 99 problems, but a breach ain't one.

Banned because your problems go waaaay deeper than a breach... cos while the universe is expanding despite its age, your issue will be shrinkage with age.

Banned because I called my 1st wife a bitch, and she said: "No I'm not.... I ain't got 8 tits!"

Banned because I feed my bitch cookies all the time. Especially when she walks on two legs.

Banned cuz my dog walked with 5 legs. Until I fixed him. He's OK nooooww.....

Banned because 5 legged dogs are a menace to fire hydrants and lamp posts

@ scoutdog.....

Banned because you're suggesting that you don't like doggy style so much.... works for sheep as well... so I'm told.

banned for doggy style involves being on all 6. Fun fun.

And did Irokoness just say she cut off her dog's wang? Fixing is suppose to target something else.

Banned because she tried to keep collateral damage to a minimum...

Banned because he no longer requires the five legged walk.   Fixed.

Lighten up. He's never been happier. Besides, all your dogs are fixed to. If they're not breeding, they get you know what.....

Banned because how do you know if he loves you if he can't hump your leg?

banned for having 99 responses, except the right one.

banned for, from one guy to another, it hurts to do that. If it was more like a vasectomy, I would be okay with it.

what? I don't get it.

banned for confusing ban??