Banned for thinking it's Okay to take your shoes off in a built-up area

banned for not cracking a window.

Banned for cracking a window...  with flatulence... and letting the whiff in rather than out.

banned for I use the blue and yellow makes green zip-loc to be sure it's sealed.

Banned because the smell made everything green a long time ago.

Banned for the greenish-brown goo is prevalent once again.

banned for not talking about tropes this time around

Banned because in my home town tropes used to hang out on street corners to solicit men for various paid acts of the bedroom variety.

Didn't help me none, though!  They charged 5 pounds and I only got 75p pocket money.

And they wanted change too.

Banned for unsolicited ramblings of a poundless nature.

banned for putting on the pounds.

I think I have 50 pounds left from my foray into Scotland.

Banned for four As.

Bannwd 4 fours

Banned for not just writing sixteen and being done with it

Banned because I've written 111164 and am still not done.

Banned for digital not doneness

Banned for purple puddles in the back alley behind the senator's office.... he reckons his $800 dollar shoes are ruined.  Boohoo!!!

Banned for who gives a hoot. Most politicos wear Busted Browns anyway. Busted on the top and brown on the bottom. he he

Banned because most politicians have brown noses.... from getting waaay too 'close' to wealthy bastards with all the money.

banned for I thought they were the bastards with all the money

Banned for forgetting Donald Trump... a bastard of the highest order and not a politician, thank goodness.

Banned because Donald Trump is in fact an innocent victim.

He is under the complete control of the alien organism that lives on his head.

Banned for alien infiltrations in wannabes.

Banned for alien penetrations of a has-been with a plea of a lost marble or three as his only defense for exponential greed ricocheting around the globe and sucking off investors funds.

Banned for thinking Trump has a head... that, my friend, is a solidified lump of upchuck from when his neck regurgitated a bull's balls stroganoff he had for lunch

banned for I thought that hairpiece looked funny.

It's just cause it doesn't match what's underneath.

Banned for thinking that is a hairpiece.... bastard glued on a gopher cos it was cheaper, the tight-fisted prick that he is.