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An Afternoon With Kitty Malone

An Afternoon With Kitty Malone

and yes, she survived it.

Well after a couple of years, and with some trepidation, I might add, Kitty Malone yesterday plucked up the courage to drive down the highway to visit mrs starkers and I. 

Now, before I go any further, I must stress, this trepidation was not over finally meeting mrs starkers.  Nope, it was related to my love and avid consumtion of curried cabbage... buckets of it, and the possible after-effect of lunch and/or the previous night's meal.

Fortunately, that was not an issue and a pleasant afternoon was enjoyed by all.... tho Kitty did express her concern and said she had packed a gas mask just in case. Thing is, I knew the night befote that it was going to be a particularly hot day, and I didn't want to exacerbate that, so I abstained from curried cabbage and turned on the air-con early so we'd be more comfortable.  And just as well I did... it got up to 45c outside.

Anyway, it was quite pleasant inside, and once the initial getting to know each other was do we had a rather enjoyable afternoon. While Kitty and Shaunna (mrs starkers) initially chatted between themselves (with me adding bits here and there), I added a 1tb drive to Kitty's Vista PC and partitioned it for her.  I then re-installed XP, thus allowing her to skin for XP again... and when her Win 7 upgrade disc arrives, there's a pre- named and formatted partition ready for it.

Hehe, I mightn't be a WB skinner, but now I can now say that I had a hand in some of the best WB's to grace the pages of WC... cos I tinkered with Kitty's machine.  Seriously though, I enjoyed helping out... not to mention getting to play with an Intel i7 based machine for the first time.... very nice, very nice indeed, but I digress

Although I had spoken with Kitty over the phone and enjoyed our conversations, I must admit that she is not like I imagined she would be.  For one, there was no Goth get-up and no jet-black hair, spikey or otherwise... no Medieval tattoos or upside-down crosses for earrings. In a way I was a bit disappointed... it's a bit quiet around here and I thought a bit of true Goth might get a bit of neighbourhood gossip or something going, but no such luck.  Nobody blinked an eye and it's the samo, samo here today.

And another thing, I was hoping that Kitty would roar into our street with a rod straight out of the Munsters, but nope, no such luck there, either.  What we got was an average little sedan in white... in white fer crying out loud (fer a Goth girl,?) with pink 'Hello Kitty' seat covers.  Now that ain't a car that any self-respecting Goth girl would be seen dead in, so yeah, I was somewhat disappointed that Kitty turned out to be Ms Pleasantly Spoken, Clean-Cut and Average.  A lovely, lovely girl, I might add, but not the Goth shocker I had hoped would liven up our quiet little street some.

What's more, she didn't even have the obligatory broomstick in the trunk, her alternative means of transport in case of car trouble, but oh well, I suppose being a member of the auto club is the next best thing.

Seriously, though, it was a most pleasant afternoon and Kitty's visit was the highlight of our week and more. It was fun and entertaining, but more to the point, we immensely enjoyed having her here.

Thanks, Kitty, for a very lovely afternoon. :sun: :) :sun: :thumbsup: :sun: :)

 

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Reply #51 Top

Heck, Mel Gibson might even come home
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Like ACDC and Russel Crowe....Mel isn't actually an Aussie.

All three just got their start here....;)

Reply #52 Top

All three just got their start here....
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Yeah, even Australia didn't want them...

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Nor Paul Hogan, from what I've heard....but he does hail from there...and shares some characteristics with the lethal denizens.

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Quoting Fuzzy, reply 48

'no animals or persons were harmed during writing or actual events' - 'all environmental laws were observed and no pollution actually occurred to the surrounding habitat and/or atmosphere.'

Despite your disclaimer, I am very concerned about the decline in wildlife numbers in your part of the country, the increase in acid rain, and the reduction in topsoil levels

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No need to worry about the decline in wildlife in my parts... it's not dead, it just moved interstate to escape the pungent gas odours emanating from a certain address in this vicinity. :-"

Also, the acid rain is not the result of curried cabbage gas emissions!  That is the direct result of all the hot air expelled from parliament house... our pollies are known for acid tongues as well as childish bickering. o_O

And lastly, the top soil erosion has been linked to the acid rain.  Again, our politicians have found a way to eff things up, palm it off on global warming and pollution, then find a way to charge the public somehow for their fuck-up. ;)

Not only that, Fuzzy but what life that's left is incredibly lethal.

Heck, you can't even look at a moth lest it turn into a vampire bat, rabid buzzard or some other nightmarish life form.

I've heard tell that due to the mutagenic properties of his 'emissions', even the earthworms have developed anaconda like characteristics.
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Again, Doc, those mutations are the direct result of gov't bungling and tinkering in matters it does not understand... and for granting operating licenses to corporate bastards who simply don't give a stuff koalas, kangaroos or earthworms.

I'm thinking apocalyptic wasteland. Heck, Mel Gibson might even come home
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Mel gibson is already home... born in the US, came here to get a start they wouldn't give him, then went back once he learned how to act.  The rest is history.

 

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once he learned how to act
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When did that happen? :-"

Reply #56 Top

Like ACDC and Russel Crowe....Mel isn't actually an Aussie.
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Neither is John Farnham; Olivia Newton John; Crowded House; Mi Sex; Jimmy Barnes; Don Lane or a whole host of others claimed as great Aussie entertainers.  All but Don Lane (US) the rest are either from the UK or NZ

In fact the only true Aussie entertainers are Ernie Dingo, David Gulpilil and other indigenous entertainers.  Sadly, they neither get the recognition or the money the imports get.

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Quoting Fuzzy, reply 55
once he learned how to act

When did that happen?
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I think it was on a Highway stop... something about too little blood in his alcohol...

 

Reply #58 Top

Quoting Fuzzy, reply 55

once he learned how to act

When did that happen?

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Well it didn't!!!  Not really!  The media hinted that he could act, and the next thing you know people are flocking to cinemas to see something he's in, not because he was good at it, but because the newspapers said he was.  Yup, some people believe everything they read.

Personally, I think it was a conspiracy hatched by the studios, the cinema owners and the press.  Box office takings were down and they needed a gimmic/ploy to boost profits... Mel Gibson was that vehicle and hyped up to the max by the media to generate interest again in cinema going. The movie moguls/cinema owners needed a character the majority of people on the planet would identify with, a downtrodden underdog who's mad at the world, and thus Mad Max was born.

Two sequels later and the world is still as mad as hell, but that's not enough for these movie/cinema moguls.  No, they now have the press hyping up a third Mad Max sequel with another lead actor, purely to part more mad bastards from their money... before their ever-increasing lunacy and declining economic times means they have no more money.

Anyway, this off-topic digression fails to further the intent of the OP and readers shall now have their normal service resumed.

:-"

 

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Anyway, this off-topic digression fails to further the intent of the OP and readers shall now have their normal service resumed.
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Yes, very naughty digression. Have kitty come sort me out... ;p

Reply #60 Top

Yes, very naughty digression. Have kitty come sort me out..
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Are you really sure you want me to do that?

Although Kitty is normally a warm, wonderful and gentle person with a heart of gold, she apparently has this wicked disciplinary streak that has seen violators... naughty boys such as yourself, begging for mercy.  Let's just say that corporal punishment at school was nothing compared to her disciplinary wrath.  It supposedly entails feathers and being bound and gagged....

... and if the vid goes viral on the internet you'll never live it down. ;P

Reply #61 Top

im on my way vulcan....:grin:

dealing day to day with my own lil domestic werewolf (my wolfee) im sure taking care of a vulcan will be a walk in the park....

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Quoting Vampothika, reply 61
im on my way vulcan....

dealing day to day with my own lil domestic werewolf (my wolfee) im sure taking care of a vulcan will be a walk in the park....
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And if he's not willing to co-operate, he's got plenty of ear to twist until he does. :rofl:

*remember back in the day when teachers had some authority, and when you were up the back of the class misbehaving, the school ma'am would come twist your ear and lead you to the front of the class by it to be ridiculed before your peers?*

Hehe, I can see it now, Fuzzy being unwilling to sit down to be bound, gagged and tickled by feathers... and you latching on to one or both of his ears and twisting  'em until he does. Oh how a picture would be worth 10, 000,000 words. 

You do know how to use Image Shack to post that here, don't you Kitty??? :rofl:

Now he might think it logical that he be disciplined by way of being tickled by feathers... I just don't know how he'd handle the embarrassment when the video went viral on the www.... sitting there bound and gagged in just his Y-fronts. :rofl:

Reply #63 Top

sitting there bound and gagged in just his Y-fronts.
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:rofl:          Well I don't know to much about that stuff,;)   but it sure sounds like a good time. Wish I could bring you my pc. Updating Windows 7...A lot of hassle:annoyed: Still don't have everything right.  Dang!  Anywayy....     If you's are so close it would have been a shame to never meet. It must have been neat. Now I also would have expected somebody as you described starkers.Or maybe  from another era, say the 30s/40s. Only because I heard Vampothica sing, and it was a really old song. Well done on that by the way.:thumbsup:   Now you see a real person behind the avatar. *_* :cylon: :-" That must be really cool. Congrats on meeting. Couldn't be nicer folks both ways.    Good on ya mates!

 

 

  

Reply #64 Top

Well I don't know to much about that stuff, but it sure sounds like a good time.
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Sure does! Whips; chains; leather underwear; feathers and bondage, oo-ooh-oo-oooooh. o_O

Ya know, add a bit of whipped cream and a cherry and I'd volunteer to be tied to a chair in my Y-fronts as well. :-"

Wish I could bring you my pc. Updating Windows 7...A lot of hassle Still don't have everything right. Dang!
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If I could fix it for you I would... however, you could always PM me with the details and we could work something out via PM/email.

If you's are so close it would have been a shame to never meet. It must have been neat.
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Yes, it would have been a crying shame, and yes, it was totally neat, meeting Kitty.... can't remember the last time I had such a pleasant afternoon.

Now I also would have expected somebody as you described starkers.
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Now that's just it, we see people's avatars and often form a mental image of what that person is like, but often we are so far from the truth.  For example Michael (Fuzzy Logic) doesn't have pointy Vulcan ears... and Kitty isn't the vampirical siren, either. I don't look like a pirate, either, though I can talk like one.  I'm just an ordinary bloke and that's that. 

Same with Kitty, she's an average, every day lady with no major eccentricities... well none that I noticed. ;P

Only because I heard Vampothica sing,
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Well you're one up on me... guess I must've missed that while I was going cross-eyed and red in the face. I'd love to hear Kitty sing, though not necessarily something old... well not 'that' old.  I was thinking something Rocky Horror Picture Show... perhaps Tim Curry's: "Come up to the lab.... and..... see what's on the slab...."   OK, but after missing out on the Goth getup, the hotrod straight out of the Munsters and no fangs, it'd go a long way to fulfilling my mental images, expectations and fantasies.

:rofl:

Couldn't be nicer folks both ways.
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Right back at cha, IROKONESS... you're pretty darned nice yourself.  :sun: :thumbsup: |-) :smitten: :inlove:

Reply #65 Top

Y-fronts, how primitive.

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Y-fronts, how primitive.
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Hehe, yeah!  Hence the embarrassment if it went viral on the net :grin:

I remember Y-fronts from when I was a kid in primary school... ah, the days of innocence.

Or were they? 

We had to do PE in our undies... 5 - 6 year old kids, it didn't matter back in those days... until a girl noticed my Y opening: "Why have you got a pocket in yours?", and promptly put her hand in. o_O

Like I said. was it innocence... or getting in early on the sex-ed??? :-"

Probably the latter!  But a few years later, when I wanted her to, she wouldn't. :-"

Reply #67 Top

Heck, Mel Gibson might even come home
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Ya never know your luck in the big city ;) :-"

Reply #68 Top

guess what starkers, sunken treasue is being revamped and updated as we speak.....so finally yr wish is coming true.........

im gonna leave the original one up just for sentiments sake.....but i think you will like the new version. its more 'piratey' as you requested. xx

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Quoting Vampothika, reply 68
guess what starkers, sunken treasue is being revamped and updated as we speak.....so finally yr wish is coming true.........

im gonna leave the original one up just for sentiments sake.....but i think you will like the new version. its more 'piratey' as you requested. xx
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Arrrrh! That's the ticket, Vampy!

Reply #70 Top

guess what starkers, sunken treasue is being revamped and updated as we speak.....so finally yr wish is coming true.........

im gonna leave the original one up just for sentiments sake.....but i think you will like the new version. its more 'piratey' as you requested. xx
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Oh ye be a real darlin', doin' that fer I, an' thank ye... a real treasure, ye be, :)

Well there you have it folks, a Kitty Malone and (remember, I worked on Kitty's PC) starkers collaboration.  :grin:

Actually, I had more of a hand in the rebirth of Sunken Treasure than working on this sweet lady's PC.  I asked about the possibility for a Vista compatible version a while ago, and during Kitty's visit here we did discuss it again.

As it so happens, I have the original Sunken Treasure on my Win 7 desktop right now.  I was copying over some of my fave WB's and thought I'd give it a try.  It looks much better on Win 7 than it did on Vista... while there is some magic pink in the progress bars, etc, the main body of the skin is magic pink-free, unlike in Vista, where it was present on the taskbar and windows toolbars.

Still, pink (even if'n it's only a lil bit) bain't be tha colour fer any self-respectin' pirate, so I be lookin' forward to tha update.... aaaarrrrr. ;P

Reply #71 Top

i think you will like the newbie version MUCH betterer.

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Reply #72 Top

i think you will like the newbie version MUCH betterer.
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I no doubt will... I'm sure I'll love it. A piratey WB.... YIPPEEEEEE!!!!  :w00t:

 

Reply #73 Top

And another thing, I was hoping that Kitty would roar into our street with a rod straight out of the Munsters, but nope, no such luck there, either. What we got was an average little sedan in white... in white fer crying out loud (fer a Goth girl,?) with pink 'Hello Kitty' seat covers.
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Was it anything like this?

Reply #74 Top

omg my car is EXACTLY THE SAME!!!!!!!!! ^_^ :')

Reply #75 Top

omg my car is EXACTLY THE SAME!!!!!!!!!
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Except your stick shift doesn't look like a fancy dildo. :rofl:

Looking at the interior in the pic (dildo stick shift n' all), that's Liberace's car. :-" :X :rofl: