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An Afternoon With Kitty Malone

An Afternoon With Kitty Malone

and yes, she survived it.

Well after a couple of years, and with some trepidation, I might add, Kitty Malone yesterday plucked up the courage to drive down the highway to visit mrs starkers and I. 

Now, before I go any further, I must stress, this trepidation was not over finally meeting mrs starkers.  Nope, it was related to my love and avid consumtion of curried cabbage... buckets of it, and the possible after-effect of lunch and/or the previous night's meal.

Fortunately, that was not an issue and a pleasant afternoon was enjoyed by all.... tho Kitty did express her concern and said she had packed a gas mask just in case. Thing is, I knew the night befote that it was going to be a particularly hot day, and I didn't want to exacerbate that, so I abstained from curried cabbage and turned on the air-con early so we'd be more comfortable.  And just as well I did... it got up to 45c outside.

Anyway, it was quite pleasant inside, and once the initial getting to know each other was do we had a rather enjoyable afternoon. While Kitty and Shaunna (mrs starkers) initially chatted between themselves (with me adding bits here and there), I added a 1tb drive to Kitty's Vista PC and partitioned it for her.  I then re-installed XP, thus allowing her to skin for XP again... and when her Win 7 upgrade disc arrives, there's a pre- named and formatted partition ready for it.

Hehe, I mightn't be a WB skinner, but now I can now say that I had a hand in some of the best WB's to grace the pages of WC... cos I tinkered with Kitty's machine.  Seriously though, I enjoyed helping out... not to mention getting to play with an Intel i7 based machine for the first time.... very nice, very nice indeed, but I digress

Although I had spoken with Kitty over the phone and enjoyed our conversations, I must admit that she is not like I imagined she would be.  For one, there was no Goth get-up and no jet-black hair, spikey or otherwise... no Medieval tattoos or upside-down crosses for earrings. In a way I was a bit disappointed... it's a bit quiet around here and I thought a bit of true Goth might get a bit of neighbourhood gossip or something going, but no such luck.  Nobody blinked an eye and it's the samo, samo here today.

And another thing, I was hoping that Kitty would roar into our street with a rod straight out of the Munsters, but nope, no such luck there, either.  What we got was an average little sedan in white... in white fer crying out loud (fer a Goth girl,?) with pink 'Hello Kitty' seat covers.  Now that ain't a car that any self-respecting Goth girl would be seen dead in, so yeah, I was somewhat disappointed that Kitty turned out to be Ms Pleasantly Spoken, Clean-Cut and Average.  A lovely, lovely girl, I might add, but not the Goth shocker I had hoped would liven up our quiet little street some.

What's more, she didn't even have the obligatory broomstick in the trunk, her alternative means of transport in case of car trouble, but oh well, I suppose being a member of the auto club is the next best thing.

Seriously, though, it was a most pleasant afternoon and Kitty's visit was the highlight of our week and more. It was fun and entertaining, but more to the point, we immensely enjoyed having her here.

Thanks, Kitty, for a very lovely afternoon. :sun: :) :sun: :thumbsup: :sun: :)

 

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Reply #26 Top

Had that yesterday. Proper bangers, proper mash and proper gravy. Mmmm (licks chops).
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omg stop rubbing it in!!!!  i luv bangers and mash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its cause of doc that im exersicing now, yes he finally got me off my ass to go walking! what a guy! gonna keep doing it too!

coke is gone, but these are times of sacrifice......(quoting john barrymore)

Reply #27 Top

Jafo, do you live near twintowns?
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Kitty....I'm about a ten minute walk from where the Melbourne Cup is run .....;)

Reply #28 Top

Kitty....I'm about a ten minute walk from where the Melbourne Cup is run .....
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awsomes....ill deffinatley come for a visit in the future...next year for sure, :sun:

Reply #29 Top

Hey! Anyone ever wanna just shoot the shit your more than welcome to send me your number and we can have chat! I have vonage phone service so I can call just about anywhere in the world for nothing. :w00t: :beer: Just make sure your dressed when I call! XD

Reply #30 Top

its cause of doc that im exersicing now,
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Not so. You are the one doing the right thing, No mash nor gravy for you. Bangers? All you want.

I can offer advice...but you're doing the hard part....and I'm proud of you!

 

Reply #31 Top

Quoting Vampothika, reply 23


lol@ hello kitty wb, if that happened it would turn out to be a macarbre twisted version.
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awsomes....ill deffinatley come for a visit in the future...next year for sure,
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I f you want to head down here to go to the cup...you'd be welcome to stay here...but I'm really not into horses...gambling...sport of kings is the ruination of the working class...so I'll never go to a 'race of nags'....;)

Reply #33 Top

Well Cap'n, with my current size I think you and the Mrs. might have to move to the neighbors just for me to have room.
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For you, Ed, I'd move to Buckingham Palace.  Hehe.... imagine that!  The only problem we might encounter is the corgis jumping up and pinching snags (sausages) off the barbie.

You and I have had a couple of great phone calls. I only wish finances allowed more at present.
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Ed, I'll be sending you a PM in a moment to organise another... check your inbox and get back to me, ok. :sun:

I am very lucky to only live about 10 miles from jazzymj and we get together from time to time for coffee and of course skinning talk.
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I am very happy for you, Ed.... jazzymjr is a very lovely lady, and I'm sure she is excellent company for you. :thumbsup:

Hey Mark, I think Jafo might show up in something cranked up for the road.
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Yup, knowing him, he'd turn up in a F1 or a Super V8 Touring car.  I can see it now... tearing into our street and lifting the tarmac like Roadrunner does in the cartoons.   There again, he might turn up on his trusy treadlie (pushbike he built)... and I'll know straight away who it is...

... can't mistake that unmistakable helmet of his, can I! ;P

Reply #34 Top

Too right! I'd love to see WG and BoXXi there too...So many folks I want to see there....and don't forget Zubaz...if only to see those pants!
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While the zebra pants would be a must-see, I'd love to meet Zubaz for many reasons... chiefly for himself, because he's a great guy with a heart of gold.

As for so many peope here, well yeah, I can think of dozens... no, hundreds I'd love to meet... even the great Frogboy himself. Now that'd be something.. along with all the crew at Stardock. 

Jafo!!!!   You lucky, lucky bastard!!! ;P

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Turns out Kitty's idea about a huge bash is right on! "Wouldn't it be loverly?"
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Actually, a big bash for WCer wouldn't be so far fetched.  If somebody with the resources (Frogboy, are you listening) were to charter a couple of big jets to go around to designated pick-up airports around the world, it could be possible, and cheaper than going through regular airlines/travel agents. Travelers would reimburse the benefactor (Frogboy, are you listening) by way of a nominal fare to cover the actual costs of the charter and landing rights, etc.

Shoot, we could even hire out the Woodstock grounds and have musically gifted WCers, like Po, to throw us a concert.

Yeah, I know, it's just a pipe dream... but wouldn't it be luvverly. :w00t:

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Quoting angus1949, reply 22

btw, Shaunna...the reason men love to BBQ is it puts us back in the hunter/provider role...and the fire is a religious experience...getting in touch with the inner genetic man.BTW

Mark, don't let the outer "genetic man" get in touch with the BBQ or you may really have a religious experience.

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Not a problem, Ed!  This 'outer genetic man' made sure he got a BBQ with no naked flames. :rofl:

Hope everybody likes their steaks rare...  :-"

Nah, all naked flames are above waist high and quite safe... cos heavy air (in this case, gas) sinks. O:)

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i betta buy a digicam too so i have proof i actually met these cool people...
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I dunno you wanna do that., Kitty.. like cracked lenses n all.  Not saying anyone here is ugly or anything, but some faces can do that.

It's like the time I was out with my first wife and I noticed all these women looking at me. I mentioned it to her and said that it must be because I have the kind of face that turns womens heads

She instantly quipped: "And you don't do their stomachs any good, either. :rofl:

Reply #35 Top

Hey! Anyone ever wanna just shoot the shit
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Uh...now why would I wanna do that.?? ... 'gas' gets me into more than enough trouble as it is. :-"

Nah, seriously, it'd be great to catch up with you.... Friday morning (your time) alright to give you a bell????

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I f you want to head down here to go to the cup...you'd be welcome to stay here...but I'm really not into horses...gambling...sport of kings is the ruination of the working class...so I'll never go to a 'race of nags'....
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Same here and glad you feel that way.  Going to the cricket at the MCG is one thing, but they'd actually have to pay me (big, big bickies) to go to the Melbourne Cup... no point, I don't/won't bet on horses.  In fact, I don't gamble on anything... period.  I don't have the luck. knack, good fortune or whatever you call it.  Besides, I've seen gambling tear marriages and families apart (it's worse than alcohol in some ways) and I won't be a party to it.

There is one thing, however, I would have had a bet on.  That would have been for lil Johnny to have lost the last election (being I'm not fortuitous at gambling) just to see the back of the mongrel. :rofl:

 

Reply #36 Top

Glad you had a great day with Mark Kitty.  Meeting people face to face after long web relationships is truly fun.

I must have missed the diet advice Doc was givng you during one of my recent absences.  I'm glad your hard work is paying off dear.  Stay healthy.  Oh, and I dare you to share pics of you in a dress.  I think most of us imagined you as Mark did.

Reply #37 Top

Oh, and I dare you to share pics of you in a dress. I think most of us imagined you as Mark did.
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Forgot this bit in the OP!   I also imagined Kitty would have vampy teeth protruding menacingly from the corners of her mouth, but no, those weren't there, either... not even a fake pair to keep with the Goth/vamp image.  Like I said, it was a bit disappointing...

I was hoping to scare the crapper out of a couple of cheeky neighbourhood kids with those teeth, but that didn't eventuate, either.

Oh well, not to worry... I think those pink 'Hello Kitty' car seat covers might've done the trick.   :X :-" :rofl:

 

Reply #38 Top

Nah, seriously, it'd be great to catch up with you.... Friday morning (your time) alright to give you a bell????
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Oh yeah, WG, I tried calling but got your answering machine... I left a message but don't know if it took.  Got some weird message afterwards about keying in a password???  Never come across that before..  :S

I'll try again... maybe Saturday morning (my time) Friday evening your time, if things work out time-wise. :)

Reply #39 Top

Forgot this bit in the OP! I also imagined Kitty would have vampy teeth protruding menacingly from the corners of her mouth, but no, those weren't there, either... not even a fake pair to keep with the Goth/vamp image. Like I said, it was a bit disappointing...
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I seriously considered going to a dentist and having that done for real a few years back...........}:)

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I seriously considered going to a dentist and having that done for real a few years back...........
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OK..... you're scaring me now!! B[]

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Friday morning (your time) alright to give you a bell????
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Any time is fine with Starkers! ;)

 

Got some weird message afterwards about keying in a password???
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Now thats strange! Must be homeland security or something...lol o_O

Reply #42 Top

Quoting Vampothika, reply 39

Forgot this bit in the OP! I also imagined Kitty would have vampy teeth protruding menacingly from the corners of her mouth, but no, those weren't there, either... not even a fake pair to keep with the Goth/vamp image. Like I said, it was a bit disappointing...
 

I seriously considered going to a dentist and having that done for real a few years back...........
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Now that really would have made my day... had you done that.  Hehe, I woulda got you to stay a little longer just to scare the bejesus out of my son.  He'd have had a pink fit ... he likes to partake of a little wacky tobaccy now and then, and the sight of vampire fangs woulda freaked him right out. :rofl:

OK..... you're scaring me now!!
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Oh you big woos, BoXXi.  You' and my son would make great companions at a horror movie...

... jumping into each other's laps when the scary bits come on. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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November 20, 2009 4:40:20 PM

Friday morning (your time) alright to give you a bell????

Any time is fine with Starkers!
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Would that be "any time" Homeland Security is NOT tapping your phone?  :rofl:

Dunno about you, but I got nothing to hide!  Homeland Security would be well aware by now that I possess a weapon of mass destruction...

.... but I really don't think they'd consider curried cabbage a threat over the phone. :-"

Got some weird message afterwards about keying in a password???



Now thats strange! Must be homeland security or something...lol
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Yeah, that was weird!  After I attempted to leave a message on your machine ( don't know if it worked or not), a recorded female voice said to press the star button.  I did so and was then asked to enter in a password. 

Like WTF, "I don't know that!!!!" so I promptly hung up before I got myself into any more trouble. ;P

Oh well, these things are sent to try us. I had a frustrating time getting BoXXi as well... kept getting "can not be connected" message, but I'm a persistent old bugger and I will try again, 'til I succeed. 

And what a pain in the arse all thes different time zones and daylight saving, not daylight saving is.  Now who's bright idea was that?  Like all those frickin' extra number to dial overseas isn't confusing enough. :S

Us old folk don't cope so well with all that... it's a bit like an old dog learning new tricks :rofl:

Reply #43 Top

So if you had an afternoon with Kitty Malone (who she'll always be to me) does that turn into an evening with Vampothika?

Reply #44 Top

Hey Jack, it's nice to see you in here. :)

So if you had an afternoon with Kitty Malone (who she'll always be to me) does that turn into an evening with Vampothika?
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Ok, I have to be honest here, I was a little worried about that to begin with.... at my age you need all your blood to get up in the mornings.  So yeah, at first I was rather hoping the sun wouldn't go down before Kitty left to go home.

The other thing that worried me was the full moon rising. For it's then that I strip off (not a pretty sight, believe me... and something I would NOT have wanted Kitty to see :blush: ) and sit atop the back fence howling at it... tho that's getting riskier these days.  Last time I nearly got nabbed by the pound. :rofl:

All jokes aside, though, our afternoon together was very nice and I hope there are many more.  Despite Kitty calling my shandy poofter beer :w00t: , she really is a lovely lady and I was honoured by her visit, as was mrs starkers.

 

 

Reply #45 Top

Oh, and another thing I forgot in the OP - don't suppose it matters now, being the day's now gone and it won't cause a panic - but I was struggling holding onto a 'ripper' practically all day while Kitty was here.... and I was so careful to abstain from curried cabbage in the preceding days to avoid that eventuating, too.  Guess it must have been hiding in a bend in there somewhere. :S ;P

Anyhow, while it wasn't so urgent when Kitty arrived, it bacame increasingly difficult as the afternoon wore on and the pressure mounted.  Yup, there were times when I could feel myself going cross-eyed and red in the face... and more than once Kitty asked if I was ok.  Don't think she believed me when I said that her diddy little Dell was heavier than I thought.

I continued to work on Kitty's PC while she and Shaunna spoke between themselves, but every so often I would look up and notice Kitty looking at my (by now) much redder face and crossed eyes.  For a while there I thought she was going to say that she'd prefer somebody who could see straight to work on her PC, but no, she again enquired to see if I was ok.

"Yeah, I'm fine, it's just that your diddy Dell is a lot heavier now I've put XP on it." 

Nothing more was said, but I got the feeling she still didn't believe me.  Never mind, I got the PC all done and closed it up, by which time it was nearly 5.00pm and time for Kitty to make her way home. 

Yup, it took me all afternoon just to put in a new drive, partition it and install XP.  Would have taken less time, but hey, have you ever tried to do work with delicate hardware and piddling little screws when you have an an impending earshplittenloudenboomer just busting to announce itself to the world?  You're red in the face, your temperature is rising, your eyes keep going crossed and your hands are shaking, not not mention the chair beneath you shaking violently from the rumblings in yer belly.  It wasn't easy but I digress.

When Kitty was ready to leave, I thought that I be a gentleman and carry her puter out to her car... and believe me, that was a feat within itself, bending over to pick it up without exerting too much pressure on my inner workings.  There were a couple of nervous moments (which, as you well know, can exacerbate the issue) while bending down and rising again with the PC, but I exercised super-human restraint, squeezed my 'butt cheeks' together like nobody's business and averted a mini-eruption.  Well I don't know about 'mini'...  holding it in all day n' all.

Once Kitty had driven off and around the corner I could exercise no more restraint and had to let rip that which had caused me so much discomfort during the afternoon.  What a relief!

Now that was something else! When we spoke on the phone a while later, I forgot to ask Kitty is she had noticed any rumbling beneath her car while stopped at the intersection prior to exiting our street.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

 

Reply #46 Top

I forgot to ask Kitty is she had noticed any rumbling beneath her car while stopped at the intersection prior to exiting our street
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omgXD and he talks about some one's smelly socks  mmmmm   I really need a Holiday to get away from this walking talking  gastank:pout:

Reply #47 Top

DISCLAIMER:

For those with delicate sensibilities; those who worry about global warming and pollution; those who think: "That's disgusting", etcera, etcera, all fart references [referred to as 'ripper' in the article for artistic license reasons]  in the above post [@ #45] are purely fiction and did not happen.  Part 1: It was written purely for entertainment purposes; Part II, no animals or persons were harmed during writing or actual events; Part II, all consideration to the environment was given, all environmental laws were observed and no pollution actually occurred to the surrounding habitat and/or atmosphere.

Furthermore, in the first instance, no offense was intended at the time of writing or during actual events, nor should any be taken [See Part I.)  In the second instance, if any of the above events depict the lives and or events of anyone living or dead, and/or actual events of anyone else's lives known to those living or dead, this is purely coincidental and no inference was intended; or should be taken

;P

Reply #48 Top

'no animals or persons were harmed during writing or actual events' - 'all environmental laws were observed and no pollution actually occurred to the surrounding habitat and/or atmosphere.'
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Despite your disclaimer, I am very concerned about the decline in wildlife numbers in your part of the country, the increase in acid rain, and the reduction in topsoil levels ;p

Reply #49 Top

Not only that, Fuzzy but what life that's left is incredibly lethal.

Heck, you can't even look at a moth lest it turn into a vampire bat, rabid buzzard or some other nightmarish life form.

I've heard tell that due to the mutagenic properties of his 'emissions', even the earthworms have developed anaconda like characteristics. ;P

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I'm thinking apocalyptic wasteland. Heck, Mel Gibson might even come home ;)