What if you remembered to make a what if based on shotgunz?

Then it would involve killing you!

What if shotgunz had never existed?

Well, we still have shotguns, and the Wonder Waffle.

What if it was cold in Topica?

Then we have frozen Tapioca pudding!

What if I gave a **** about Topica

Then there's still Tapioca.

What if it wasn't CHRISTMAS?!?

Koda0 (^)

Then I would be in a worse mood.

What if it was September and school was just starting?

Then I wouldn't have a GF, and I'd be much happier. Why are you in a bad mood, btw?

What if my Mom would just STOP COMING DOWN HERE AT NIGHT FOR A WEEK!?!

Koda0 (^)

Then she comes down on Monday and catches you doing 'naughty' things and immediately takes away your computer.

What if I had gotten Video Games for Christmas?

Again, you bring that subject up...

Then you sure as hell wouldn't be here, DAT IS DA TRUFF!

What if I hadn't become infected with ICANHAZCHEEZBURGER syndrome????

Koda0 (^)

Then I wouldn't to perform a vivisection on you.

What if I really was in a good mood right now?  

Again, WHY IS VEERS IN A BAD MOOD?

GF issues? Didn't get what you wanted for X-mas? Something greedy or selfish like that?

What if you'd tell me?

Koda0 (^)

Then it wouldn't be a secret.

What if you kept guessing?

Then I'd be bored. Either you come out and say it like a man, or you hide it from us in your need for attention, like a child. (How is THAT for a meaningful statement?)

btw: This C.C. pic for my Avatar, or a Lelouch Avatar?

Koda0 (^)

What if a alien ship landed in front of your house! : O

Then I would take my crush, and move to Hawaii or Alaska... I doubt the aliens would care about any people in the isolated populations there, so we'd be safe.

What if we knew whether or not Lelouch was dead for sure?

Koda0 (^)

Then there would be no point to a 3rd season.

What if you would stop the fanboyishness

Then I'd force you to do the same.

What if I got the DBS album, intead of the Sick Puppies one?

Koda0 (^)

Then you would be listneing to DBS instead of Sick Puppies

What if Dragon ball Z nor pokemon had never become popular in the western world

Then Code: Geass would rule over all!!!

What if people accepted one another for who they are, not by their looks or the mask they wear? (Then you wouldn't be out to destroy the world and create it anew, koda0...)

Koda0 (^)

Then America would evolve socially and therefore intellectually and philisophically then DOMINATE the lesser countries

What if veers has remembered to ask what if something

Then I wouldn't need to say this now

What if I didn't have to leave in 2 days.

The above is real. I will not be here from Dec. 31 to Jan. 3.

Then the Midnight Operation wouldn't have to be executed tomorrow.

What if I knew where Veers was going, so I could set up defenses in case he tries to come to my house and break my WiC disk?

koda0 (^)

The you would so you did,then it happened

What if golden eye never succeeded.(in terms of sales)

Then something else would have taken its place. (tbh, I have no idea what that is)

What if I wasn't signing off until 10 or 11 to watch .Hack//SIGN?

Koda0 (^)