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Ok. See ya in a while fatty.

What if you guys remembered to play the game?

Fatty?

I'm one of the skinniest kids in my SCHOOL! My BMI is 9.85%, and my Weight is 113 lbs! How is that fat!?!

Then you wouldn't be whining.

What if my sister would wake the hell up and GO TO BED IN HER ROOM!?!

Koda0(^)

I weigh less than 90 lbs. What now?

Then she would fall through the floor because she is fat and blame you

What if you realized that this is another thing we have in common: evil sisters.

Holy crap! Dude, how...what... are you anorexic?

Then I'd get us both shotguns and solve the problem

What if I didn't have to babysit tomorrow?
Koda0 (^)

Then you might be able to get online and play a SoaSE game with me.

What if the above could happen?

Get me a shotgun too!

What if lard was nicee-smelling?

Then America would be even MORE obese! (If that's possible...)

What if took the cookie?

Koda0 (^)

Huh? I don't understand. That makes no sense.

What if you used proper grammar?

Allow me to Edit...

Then America would be even MORE obese! (If that's possible...)

What if YOU took the cookie?

 

Reduced 71%

Original 800 x 600

 

Koda0 (^)

Again, I have to be going. G'night.

Then I would have to retailiate with a shotgun.

What if the world ended on December 21, 2009?

Then you got the date wrong. It's 12/21/12.

What if you all didn't think a shotgun was the answer to everything?

Koad0 (^)

I didnt get the date wrong. I meant it to be like that.

Then I would think an AT-AT is.

What if the world ended tomorrow?

Then it'd hit us by suprise, and we'd all die (semi) happy.

What's up w/ you tonite? You seem more.... down than normal.

What if you could reach infinite speed inside an enclosure w/ infinite density?

Koda0 (^)

Then I would become Sonic the Hedgehog.

What if you had realized that its my bitch of a sister thats bringing me down.

She came up to me during lunch and stole my sandwhich and ate it!

WHAAT?!?!? HOW DARE SHE!! You need to eat man! Less than 90 lbs!   Anyway, how old is your sister anyway? Based on her age, I have some plans on you getting her back...

What if neither of us had to deal with our stupid sisters?

Koda0 (^)

Shes a year younger than me

Then we would be in jail for murder.

What if you realized I am a Nail now too? I have ressurected a former Forum Game.

One former game. But, good work. (My plan is beginning to unfold at a faster rate now, I might be able to deal w/ my romantice life faster now, thank you Veers, you walked right into my snare)

A year younger... so 13, huh? Hmm... you need to A: completely frame her for something, B: Tell her secrets to her friends, or better yet, get to know her friends and then do so, or C: Steal something from her and hide it in her room, so she goes crazy looking for it (I suggest a Cell Phone or Ipod)

What if you had 2 sisters? I do, ones 12 and the other is 4. Guess what I'm doing tomorrow? BABYSITTING!

Koda0 (^)

Fun.

Well my sister is Violent. She tried to kick me during dinner and got caught so

Then I would go insane

What if you posted here?

https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/372176

Then I'd have posted there.

What if you did all 3 of those things to her?

Koda0 (^)

Then she would kill me

What if I had the abilities of the Flash?

Then you'd abuse your power, and have the National Guard kill you in your sleep with Ninja Cats.

What if I got karma for reply no. 300?

Koda0 (^)

Then I would steal it back.

What if I did not give you said karma

Then I would not give you karma in the Avatar fight game. Every action has it's own unique reaction.

What if you'd let me watch Code; Geass right now?

Koda0 (^)

Then I would watch it too.

What if I wasnt so tired?

Then we wouldn't be signing off.

Wait, YOU'RE TIRED?

It's midnight here!

Koda0 (^)