Yeah, he doesn't want to marry a guy, that would limit him to the same package all of the time rather then making a career out of handling many.

Damn Ryat, I do believe they are dropping bombs on you..

FUCKING NINTENDO EPIC!

yes yes they are

on the flipside

Tim Hightower did awesome today. Had a 80 yard run for a touchdown.

pity the rest of the team didn't even bother to show up

Cardinals 7 Falcons 41

Sorry for you. Hey, make yourself feel better by dumping the kids on a neighbor, cracking open a beer, and having a romp in the Garden of Eden with your wife.

cant do that right now

the usual issue '.'

erectile dysfunction?

yeah sure

if you choose to believe that

hey, I'm not sure what the usual issue is. If you don't help, I'm stuck guessing.

My second guess is mud butt.

guess away

I gave the right hint

but you wont listen

Nerf Guns FTW.

you mean I won't read. Okay, I get it, but I thought that was some type of weird smiley...

Eh, if she's patient, you can still pull it off.

And Nerf guns rock. They have an automatic weapon with a chain feed and tripod!

yes

nerf guns rule

I saw a sniper rifle model. Good range for what it is, but I would want something where I can hit you with a foam dart from 500 yards. Yeah, that would be awesome.

Yeah the sniper model doesnt have the range it needs tbh.

The auto machine gun shoots farther.

Im thinking of adding an extra spring for more power in my sniper.

I thought the sniper model had a little more range. Doesn't matter. The automatic mounted high would rain down hell on them. Of course, you have to buy more links in order to really make it kick ass.

See, I don't usually add extra springs when I modify these things. I either user a longer/heavier gauge spring or if the model permits I put a block in the rear, forcing the spring into a tighter space. Works for old gun mags and ejection systems too.

That would work also, Ive not really look at how much room i got to play with but anyhow.

Well, the auto is battery operated so it got more kick, and shoots it farther. If I could mount the extended sniper barrel to auto then that thing you send them flying.

lol

nerds talking about modifying nerf guns

dude, at least ive not painted them black or gunmetal and made them look like real guns.

Here are the nerds:

http://nerfguns.net/mods/

The problem with an extended barrel is that it's not rifled like a real gun, so you only get a minimum increase in distance or accuracy when adding the length. It very quickly becomes detrimental, adding 'dead air' in front of the projectile and causing it to lose a lot very quickly. I have an M16 airsoft gun which breaks down. The action is in the same place as with the real weapon and the barrel length is original. That weapon will fire with only moderate accuracy (think 3rd world AK-47) and moderate to minimal range. Hell, my shotgun does better because the wider barrel allows more play. When I remove the barrel and use it a sub-machine gun, I get a slight improvement in accuracy and a great improvement in range. So, depending on the strength of the piston (which can be modified through repositioning or lengthening the piston) it might be better to try and improve the mechanics rather than static structure. Personally, I've always wanted to refit one of my airsoft guns with an improved motor to get more torque with each shot.

Maybe you should try that Ryat.

I'll just keep feeding the ammunition and you just hold down on that trigger there.

you two make a great couple

which one takes point

Well, I usually let him have the first round with your mom, then I follow up cause I like the... oh, that was a gay joke. Huh, guess I have to nix that answer.

yeah, and I don't have a good response to that either