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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #5401 Top

Hey, I'm managing these long runs of rulership through valid posts, bot these pathetic bumps of yours. Use a proper post and take the throne legitimately, you lazy bums!

Reply #5402 Top

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Reply #5404 Top

bumping trucks

harpo

 

Reply #5405 Top

The matches game:

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2 players. Take turns. Each player make take as many matches from a single horizontal row as desired in their turn. The object of the game is to force the other player to take the last match.

Reply #5406 Top

fire beats(burns) matches

harpo

 

Reply #5407 Top

takes all matches but the last, your turn

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #5408 Top

lights fire with match

enjoys warm fire

Reply #5409 Top

Wise Proverb:

 

 

Light a fire for a man, keep him warm for a day.

Light a man on fire, keep him warm the rest of his life.

Reply #5411 Top

HAHAHHAHAHA

Did you get this from 4Chan?

Reply #5412 Top

I've seen it before while browsing, so I just googled a quick image. Kinda wish the cut off line was the line on bottom.

Reply #5413 Top

Probably from some similar online forum.

Reply #5414 Top

bumpidity bump

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #5415 Top

the previous poster just  CRASHED.

better call the amulances :waaaa: :waaaa: :waaaa: :waaaa:

the poster was DEAD when the ambulances arrived. x_x

everybody else goes to the wake :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

and has a good time

harpo

 

Reply #5417 Top

the previous poster just CRASHED.

better call the amulances

the poster was DEAD when the ambulances arrived.

everybody else goes to the wake

and has a good time

harpo


End of quote

 

but after three days they found out that the grave was empty and lo and behold they saw him walking amongst the living again. thus begins the story of the Exiled Messiah Possum smiting his foes and waging holy war on the unbelievers.

 

-Exiled Messiah Possum

Reply #5418 Top

OOPS

ROAD KILL!!!!!!!

Reply #5419 Top

Quoting tesb, reply 5417

the previous poster just CRASHED.

better call the amulances

the poster was DEAD when the ambulances arrived.

everybody else goes to the wake

and has a good time

harpo



 

but after three days they found out that the grave was empty and lo and behold they saw him walking amongst the living again. thus begins the story of the Exiled Messiah Possum smiting his foes and waging holy war on the unbelievers.

 

-Exiled Messiah Possum
End of tesb's quote

when they checked the grave it was found to be full of ACID, so nothing as left anyway

harpo

 

Reply #5420 Top

yes of course there is nothing in there since Exiled Messiah Possum has risen from the dead. be afraid be very afraid.

(the acid was a trap placed for sneaky harpos)

 

-Exiled Messiah Possum

Reply #5422 Top

the harpo's had used tesb's pets to test for the acid, as tesb had killed it's entire family in the crash, so there is no tesb or tesb connected things left

harpo

 

Reply #5423 Top

that does not matter, messiah possum can raise them all from the dead

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #5424 Top

I pour in a whole bunch of baking soda (5 boxes) and watch the huge amount of foam fill up the area.

Reply #5425 Top

It's like watching a 5th grade science project with zombies and meth.