always this talk about guns pigeons and death 

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three certainties of life

only in the us (besides the death that is universal)

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they don't have pigeons in Germany? Wow, the fatherland is missing out.

i the city where i live pigeons are not certainty, seagulls are. (there are still some pigeons though)

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Okay, you get a little of both. Around here, you have to go to the city for pigeons, and they're not too common. Elsewhere, you get doves. Seagulls are rare, but once in a while they stray inward.

Here's Gary Coleman's casket...  It has his name on it already.

ROFL

So, who's gonna be the next Gary Coleman? Any guesses?

Xer0 \^/

Micheal Jackson?

oh wait

damn, too late

hmmmm another black child star gone crazy most likely

Um...

Are there any black child stars left?

Xer0 \^/

What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?  No one can replace that little midget guy.

So, let's see

1. Billy Mays

2. MJ

3. Gary Coleman...

who else is wierd yet unique in an oddly lovable way? They're next on the list.

Xer0 \^/

There were plenty of celebs in between them. As long as it's someone I don't like or doesn't make anything good anymore, I'm happy as a clam. *coughtomcruisecough*

so does that mean you like tom cruise? have a man crush on him

or want him dead

because he won't pay attention to you?

No, unless I dress like an alien and pull some super villain shit. No, I mean I don't like him and he hasn't made anything good in a while. So hopefully he'll grab a hold of Oprah in a spaztic rage and wander headlong into a bus.

Or he'll be running from his gay thoughts and run onto a live ammunition testing ground.

Xer0 \^/

Like that?

Shit, one scientologist scaring another into a bus. Would be a nice change of pace.

Actually talked with a guy who claims he knew L Ron Hubbard and he claims that L Ron Hubbard started it as a joke religion to see how gullible people were

please notice the keyword claims

Sounds like the beginning of a joke.

Claims or not, to me, all religions are a joke.  They're only there for people who cannot cope with the chaotic nature of the universe.  For those that need to justify the things that happen to them without blaming themselves...  If it works for you, more power to you, but the world would be a better place without it.  Before anyone get's all pissed off about that last comment, just think of how many wars were started based on religion and how many people are still dying today because of the jihad?  Yeah.  We'd be better off without it.

Honestly, I think that if we didn't fight over one thing, it would just be another thing.

As for the claims, it really doesn't matter whether he did it as a joke or was just writing a sci-fi. It's still a laughable idea. I mean, I get why many religious texts were written, from the Vedas to the Koran (and even a few that came later). Hell, even the Satanic Bible was an honest attempt at philosophy, although not without major flaws. But the story of an alien that decided to fuck over the galaxy and then vacuum up their souls and trick them with a variety of fake religions? I've heard better stories come out of a Thor comic book. Even the Mormons get more credit than these guys.

i would be fine with polytheism of the mediterranean kind. should give those nuts plenty of room to be exploited by cynical clerics while no particular faith is too much infringing on the rest of the sane people and most importantly the government.

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Oh, I don't stop a single person from following anything. I do hate the fact that the mormons have illegally tied the local government in Utah to their head members, making it a theocracy.

bump

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double bump