banned for super silliness

banned for silly business.

Taking the GRE. Looking to study High Medieval History. Probably use it to teach. Writing in the meantime.

banned for teaching

Banned for preaching.

Banned for reaching.

banned for attempting to rhyme

banned in good time

banned by metronome

Banned for it's "Hammer Time."

banned by the old skool

they want their parachute pants back

Banned by Time Traveling Haters who know that MC Hammer was never in any school but his own, fashion-challenged one.

Let the Darkness fall upon him and let us never think of those hideous pants again.

Banned because the pants were eye-catching to say the most...

banned for they caught wind too. Whether falling from great heights or ripping one on stage, he's safe.

banned for breaking wind.

Banned because if you break it, you buy it.

banned for having bought it

banned for crop dusting. That's the expensive aisle too.

banned for I got a day off work

HA

banned for you suck!

good for you though

banned for thanks

Banned for thanking accusations of suckage.

banned for not understanding the whole issue

banned for men get as envious anyone, but unlike women, we just want what the guy has; not want them dead. Anything beyond that is just guys giving each other shit. It's a bonding thing. And you're welcome.

banned for getting it

Banned because I have a nerve test today.