banned for once it moved past the straight Metroid extermination gameplay, I just called it quits.

That and I don't do consoles.

Banned for wasting your time playing very bad games.

Banned because I am a semiregular editor on Wikitroid, so some of it is for scholarly purposes. Plus the art style reminds me for some reason of the Baron's Palace in Jak II, which was a very good game.

banned for scholastic purposes

Banned for the weekend

banned by loverboy

Banned for boy lover.

french banned

Banned with beer and pretzels.

banned for disgusting food

pretzels =

No normal human would call pretzels "disgusting" when they are just bread twists with salt on them and nothing else. That means you must not like bread or salt.  Banned for abnormality.

banned for pretzels are also boiled

you sound like my dad, stop it

Banned because I get my pretzels with nacho cheese and jalapeños in them...  Mmmmm.  So good. 

Banned because I'm rather fond of the big soft ones myself.

EDIT: Good GOD that came out wrong!

banned for I like big soft BOOBIES! myself as well

Pretzels are not boiled they are baked. Banned for wrongness and comparing me to your dad.

banned for it depends upon the recipe

German pretzels are dipped in lye instead of boiled.

Banned because I am writing the absolute laws of politics and strategy.

banned for absolutes are rare

Banned because these come pretty darn close:

1. Everyone has an ideological agenda.

2. Everything will offend somebody.

3. There is someone in the public who will believe anything.

4. Nothing can stay secret forever.

5. Nowhere is completely secure.

6. There is no such thing as a flawless operation.

banned for listing absolutes

As Obi Wan Kenobi said: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes." So, banned for being a Sith.

banned for some absolutes exist

Sith are sometimes very practical minded even if I don't completely agree with them.

 Banned indefinitely.

Oh.. look....I started a page.

Banned because only 5 and 6 can apply across a wide range of populations, and 1 is a metaphysical chicken-egg mess if you try to include unselfconscious people in your notion of ideology.

Do you really have an ideology if you've never learned it in a formal setting or devised it through personal inquiry? Sure, shopping for self-esteem is a widespread phenomena--but is everyone who does it an ideologue, or only the folks who belong to groups like prosperity-centered churches?