I ban all of you for judging my swag

I ban you for assuming all of us judged your swag, I complimented you.

Banned because this is the first incidence I have seen of anyone outside of my high school using the term "swag".

Banned because I keep trying to tell you that you're an ignerant young'un and you jess won' lissen.

Swag is, like, really old British slang for stolen goods, and like modern U.S. marketing jargon for all the brand-laden crap that orgs buy to give away to folks they want to impress. 

Oh, and I hear it also refers to the goodie bags that famous/important people get for attending things like Hollywood press junkets. 

Banned for bringing contraband to the forums.

I ban you for describing all of that.

I ban me for describing it too.

I ban you for having neat swag.

I ban Uvah for the odd looking alien avatar.

I ban GW Swicord for providing a reference none care about.

U MAD?

banned for a triple ban

YEAH I"M MAD!!!

Banned for having a badass Godzilla avatar & being mad.

I ban AdmiralGrievadon for constant subtle come ons. You don't even know me.

I ban CmdrNilles for excessive anger.     

Banned for thinking the Admiral's comeons are at all subtle. Seriously? A full-length picture "without all that gear"??

Uh what come ons? Geez a guy can't make a casual compliment? For the record, I'm not into girls so yeah, try not to make assumptions too early.

As for you Scoutdog, I wasn't the one that asked for a full length picture without all that gear.

Um...banned because it's Wendesday.

Your loss Admiral. I was going to give you a chance.

Banned for rejecting me.

Banned for giving him a chance when he is literally on the opposite side of the world.

Banned because your primitive perception centers fail to evangelize the Latest IT Thing, ubiquitous computing. Perception is about to become highly distributed, at least if you're one of those folks who believes it isn't quite real if it ain't on the net.

banned for leaving out the part of where he comes from.

Where do you live Admiral???

I'm currently in Ohio, Eastern United States. Sorry if you feel rejected, just keeping it 100. Also I'm not looking for anyone right now in my life, another FYI. Being single isn't bad, it's friends that I need really.

ahem, now then, banned for wanting to know where I live

I'm first going to ban Scoutdog for lying to me.

I live in Illinois, that's one state over, not the other side of the world.

I ban Scoutdog for assuming I live in Korea just because I am Korean, and ban Admiral for not having an avatar.

Get it together boy!

I ban you for banning me for not having an avatar. I don't need to have one right?

I ban you for believing that

Banned because my father was a white boy born outside of Seoul before WW II, and because not having an avatar is apparently some kind of bad manners on these newfangled BBSs that use colors and support HTTP links and whatnot.

Banned because I thought you said you lived in Korea. This really is not a good night for me.....

I do, however, live in Ohio as well. Upper Arlington, in fact (it's an absurdly snooty suburb of Columbus).

Banned for living somewhere outside of New England that's silly enough to name itself Upper Anything.

Banned again for an unclear pronoun reference. In demi-Yankee terms, they's several youses around here. 

Banned for snootiness.

Banned for not having an alien avatar.

Banned for bad manners, HTTP's, newfangles, BBS's, etc's, XML's, HML's and other stuff.