banned for not asking for a qualifier. American football at least only has one name.

banned for have a sissy game

Banned for ing.

They're quite dangerous, you know.

Banned for an ing and not defining the perils involved, given they're so dangerous n' all.

Banned because you deserve a Warn Ing.

http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Ing

banned for people pushing you to post Metroid links.

Really, people, when are you going to learn?

Banned because the warn ing came too late and I'd already entered the second phase of determination with regard to your banning

Banned for tak-ing Ing too seriously.

Banned for not taking the perils of Ing seriously enough, and perhaps putting the world at risk from an Ing invasion due to your negligence to recognise the threat.

banned for the threat. Its not the Ing, its the Ed

banned for I want to bludgeon the lot of you.

banned by the lot

Banned because the lot has gone on strike.

banned for parking lots not doing their jobs.

Banned for Lot's wife.

I have no idea what the story of Lot's wife actually is, but given the track record of other Biblical wives I'm assuming she was a woman who was punished terribly in some ghastly way bfor doing something moderately unconventional.

banned for not reading on something before bashing

She failed to listen when told not to look back at the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah and was turned into a pillar of salt. Now feel free to bash.

Banned because it's only really wives in the Torah (ie Old Testament in the Bible) that get repeatedly fucked over like that. Though I suppose you could say that Mary had some mixed blessings with Jesus...

Banned because it all ended up in the Koran, anyway.

banned for the Koran was based upon Arabian myths

Which diverge after Abraham. Oh and many wives do get blessing in the old testament. But you would have to read it to know that.

Banned for bringing old books to the table.

Banned because how else are you going to prop up the table? That squeaking is driving me nuts!

Banned for gross (in all sense of the word) oversimplification.

Banned because sometimes a matchbook will do the job for small wobbles, or a bit of folded up pasteboard from something like a cereal box. 

Banned for understanding.

Banned because I'm just sitting here.

Banned because of me too. Sittin' here, typin', surfin' the forums, dl'ing more stuff ... etc.