Banned for crappy countdowns.

Banned for insulting countdowns everywhere. 

How dare you. 

The Admiral

Banned for Keith Olbermann.

Banned for knowing the name of a vidiot on a 24-hour spews channel.

Ka-Banned.

and a BANna boom

banned for CAPS

Banned for blanks

banned for white stuff

banned for too many jokes.

banned for not enough

banned for I could add more.

Banned because they're multiplying.

banned for mathing about it

Banned because he has to math about it; he's got no mouth.

banned for too much mouthing about math.

Ban-a mah na, ba dee bedebe...

banned by the Banana-Rama Inc.

Banned in the name of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

Banned for using electrical devices for oral hygiene. Anyone ever think what could go wrong with that?

Banned because I was typing about aural hygiene.

Banned for earwax removal drops.

Banned for removing a monsters earwax with a drop beat. *Rapping with a beat* (Not a gangsta/gangster)

@Is that you Zach?@

Banned because you only need the drops if you let things get out of hand.

My mom nursed at a VA and one of her most frequent not-a-crisis patient types were guys who were convinced they'd gone deaf, but all the needed was to have those drops and a vigorous ear irrigation. If you can remember to use just warm water and the squeezy-bulb once every month or two, you don't need to bother with drops or nurses.

Wait, weren't we supposed to be sticking to rhymes or free association or something? Maybe I need to brush my teeth, with my manual toothbrush... 

Banned manually.